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My 17 year old wears a jacket, but, he wears his pants low. I've taken pictures Lots of them. I think he knows that I will be showing them to his Children later in life. Da last laugh will be mine. He also came home with a hickey. We talked about a fund raiser to feed his girlfriend. So she will sto...

That looks like tech support to me.

I'm a White Sox fan, Da wife is a Cubs fan. I am a vendor at both Chicago ball malls, so, I can't wait for opening day!! I get to make money walking around with 50 pounds of beer on my back. Everybody is happy. Then the ganme starts, and baseball is on!! The smells the sights and me NOT getting by a...

I have about 50 shirts. Sail on..

Well, I think thats 1 way to get rid of crabs.

No Sail on?

Thanks, I feel better. I never thought that I would ever join a Supremacist web site. The more I think of "those" people they scare me a little. I like to think I'm open minded, but, some of their comments..... Now that I think of it, I DID see charlie daniels as a greeter at Walmart. :lol...

Sail on.

My phone might be tapped. I said don't say anything on da phone You don't want Your Mama to hear in court.

I have a Vega. Any takers? 1 fill-up, 1 quart of oil! 1 quart of oil every week!

I have been banned from the charlie daniels web site. From what I can tell is from blaming the President about the over 2500 dead in Iraq, (eye-raq). Smaybe, I should have Sadam Hussien more than just a tyrant. I guess that I should just shut-up drink the kool-aid and help suspend the Consitiution. ...

Stupid is as stupid does.

Thats not funny, Thats REALLY funny.

You have to enjoy life, no one gets out alive!.. A phriend always said " life is too shirt to drink cheap beer"

All of us must have way too much time on our hands. Including me!!

Hey!! No sex on BN. I've been married for 27 Years. No sex for me, so no sex questions.

Looks good. Smaybe I can afford to see You in '09. The Wife wants to name the tour after me. She says call it no hair no brain tour. I have to admit, it sounds like me.

Envy. Thats 1 of the 7 Deadly. Well, at least Margaritas are not on dat list.

Don't forget. Never forget.

I know I will!!!!

My ex-brother-in-law Was going into da army. His friends were throwing him a MASH party. So... I went as Klinger. I was in a dress with high heels. How do Ladies walk in those damn things?? Needless to say I was the winner. To this day My ex-bro thinks that I'm Gay. What a small brained twit. He sai...