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This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't goin to e...

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Grilled salmon

Terza Rima also here ....

He's no Toby Keith, but I'll take him ....

Pierce Brosnan!

... yummy ....

Good luck to you Melli! I will be single soon also. But I told my husband by email.

What's a gal to do when they won't take your calls????

I always knew way way way down deep inside of you weren't really one of them ....

I guess I messed up .... I got a koala bear in Denmark and a kumquat.

Maybe the flu has my brain fuzzy or something.

I've seen trailers that were rated "R" before, and they should have been. Usually they are at art house theaters.

I always thought you were a rennaisance man Wayne ...

ph4ever wrote:For me it had to be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Ahhh Haaaa Haaaaa Haaaaaa !!!!!!

When I saw the thread, I thought of that very concert!!!

Well ... I did sleep thorugh it ....

Toby Keith ... Leon Russell ... Kenny Wayne Shepperd??

... be still my heart ...

For whatever reason, this lighthouse http://www.pitt.edu/~connieh/salty.jpg made me wonder if there is a new porno out yet named "A Salty Piece of Man". :oops: :wench: Would he be striped like that??? :o Yes............ They are called lipstick rings................ :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :...

jxnparrothead wrote:Hey Connie!! I haven't seen you in a while. Where's your partner in crime Rhummy?

Hey Angel! Remember us? The yankees you welcomed with open arms in Dallas? It looks like we'll be getting to see ya again in Vegas!!! I've never been able to look at baking soda the same again.... JANE!!!!!! MY FAVORITE YANKEES!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! Moonshine and baking soda! :lol: YeeHa! And I g...

OK....here's the new, improved version of who's coming to Vegas.... Normal People Confirmed dean_siu LIPH NYCPORT Hydster CRC Parrothead NorCal Godsowndrunk TraderRick Ohmyhell Parrothead Bob poolboy Bob Zim Ladyparrothead headparrot finz83 hikingontuesday tj's400ex The_Polly_Roger jr mint Angel Be...

Defimoff1 wrote:LMAO...... does Jager scare women???

Woo Hoo!

...not this one...

Can't wait to make my list of who I've met longer!!

*hand clappy smiley guy*

Bravo, Bravo!

My mother was a fanatic about public bathrooms. When I was a little girl, she'd take me into the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then, she'd carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cover the seat. Finally, she'd instruct, "Never, NEVER sit on a public toilet seat. Then...

Ah! Children! Your 1st, 2nd, & 3rd Child Maternity Clothes: 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. Giving Birth: 1st ...