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Lubricants and poles . . . hmmmmmmmmmm

Who you calling a "freak" you freak!

How about another pole Shane?

bravedave wrote:

CaptainP wrote:I actually have a tongue as long as Gene Simmons.

Dang, dude. He must be, like, what... 5'10"? (6'5" with those badass boots on?)

I don't think height is an issue here . . .

WOW Shane . . . you sure do have a lot of fans of your pole!

And the line starts back there . . .

Woo Hoo!

The thinks you wouldn't know a "centrist" if they walked up and planted a big wet kiss on your lips, Troy . . .

ph4ever wrote:

CaptainP wrote:I actually have a tongue as long as Gene Simmons.

(Not joking or trying to pick up the ladies...it's true!)

hi there sweetie........

Hey! I saw him first . . .

ph4ever wrote:there's drool on your chin

Whew! I was scared for a minute . . .

Helllllooooooooooo Captain!

Hey Beerman!!!

I have a good friend that knows someone who knows someone that might be able to get you a 5% discount at a resort up there . . .

My dog likes all kinds of music if someone is singing and dancing. Of course, that usually includes all of Buffett's music.

Don't worry everyone . . . Chaney will tell Shrub that there isn't slavery anymore and he'll go back to playing cowboy again.

I bet you see a lot of it don't ya Shane? It is protecting FL from you as well?

I will always be in awe of his spirit.

buffettbride wrote:I think you are looking for the fish-or-chicken debate

Fish . . . .

. . . . and salt, of course!

I'm not a fan of the place. Don't get me wrong, I like the beer and the fresh sauces, but they just give you way to much food. Those burritos could feed a small nation!

As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for V...