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ahhhhhh ha ha ha very funny

ackparrothead wrote:16) "...walk the white line?" "I don't walk the white line sir, I snort it!"
This one is always wins the cops over

Yes, there will also be a party pool side at the Holiday Inn down the street. Hope to see you there.

Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs.Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. O...

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ph4ever wrote:phunny!!!!! But are you reporting from first hand experience or just as a witness????

first "hand"....hand....... ...ohhhhhhhhhh where we could go with this one.....

You't not kidding. But that really was funny

jimminy wrote:My buddy rigged a blender up to an exercise bike and rented a monkey to pedal the bike all day.

ahhhhhhh ha ha ha that was good

A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He t...

One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. ...

how true

that is true.

very funny!

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the c...

cctxsailor wrote:Work? Is that why I'm sitting at this desk? I almost forgot.

it is? I just thought I got paid for this Nice to be back though

island_hopper wrote:Tee Hee Hee! ........

Please tell how you did the grass skirt. That is too cute

ahhhhhhhh ha ha ha that was great

Good day everybody! I hope someone can help me out. I am trying to locate a recording off of Radio Margaritaville of the concert in Dallas, Texas from February 13, 2001. It had the absolute most incredible acoustic performance where Jimmy mixed Cowboy in the Jungle and No Woman No Cry. Any ideas wh...

jimminy wrote:You were losing your virginity at the Buffett concert? Nice!

LOL Hope it didn't show up on the video screens

tripdaddy wrote:Is that a weed-eater motor? How do you start it without knocking the whole thing over? If it is anything like my weed-eater, you have to yank the cord pretty hard to get it going.