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Can we elect the LPGA to the Presidency of the U.S.?

Father Guido wrote:"My superiors were not happy. The local bishop was not happy

They must not have wanted anything to take attention away from the Altar-Boys-in-Tighty-Whiteys "Pageant".

Maybe they should expel the honor roll students too, so the hockey helmet/short bus kids dont feel bad.

aeroparrot wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:A lifetime surrounded by toxic waste will do that.

You've seen the Toxic Avenger, right?

Know about it but not seen it.

Oh man, you're missing out on a piece of true cinematic excellence.

buffettbride wrote:I'm pretty sure I saw a secret service person talking to his watch.

Maybe he's friends with the guy here near my office that talks into the mailbox everytime somebody drops a letter into it?

A lifetime surrounded by toxic waste will do that.

You've seen the Toxic Avenger, right?

Schlitz is only a nickle cheaper than cognac. Something just ain't right about that.

I find myself doing it alot more often. During hunting season, my wife and I routinely go over our allotted amount, shooting texts back and forth while I'm sitting in a tree somewhere.

LIPH wrote:He did add the disclaimer "unless you like to gamble".

That sounds more like him...

LIPH wrote:Not just Jersey, but Atlantic city.

BTW, I saw Darren when I went downstairs before. He agreed when I said there was no reason to go to Atlantic City and it's a $hithole.

Funny, I never had to twist his arm too badly to drag him off for a 2am roulette binge.

LIPH wrote:Maybe I'll save the drive and just hang out at the pool with a cool beverage.

That way you won't have to set foot in Jersey, which is always a plus.

Just got an email from Live Nation stating that "great seats" for the Atlantic City show were just released for sale - if'n anyone is interested.

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:how old were you when you got your first cell phone? i'm guessing you got through school just fine without one.

Mal had her own telegraph machine when she went to school.

blackjack wrote:My niece is 13 and has a cell phone and a few girls from school are using it to "cyberbully" her.

Buy her a baseball bat and teach her how to "real life bully" them. Technology is great, but some things are still best done the old fashioned way.

Back when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I saved up my allowance to buy a Walkman. When I saved up enough money, my folks took me to the store to get one. The whole way there, all I could think of was how great it was gonna be to listen to my favorite cassette (Twisted Sister - Stay Hungry) on the way h...

Weather forecasters get it wrong too from time to time, Rednekk. Sounds like it was hard to place any blame on anybody that particular day. Oh, I know. I wasn't blaming anyone, just saying that on that particular day, there was no warning of any weather-related reason to stay of the roads, that's a...

Whenever I'm involved in similar situations such as yours, I ALWAYS ask myself how many people on the roads that day DIDN'T NEED to be. This was a real freak thing, Garry. My wife is a speech therapist with our local school district, so they almost close or delay when the roads are bad. This ice ca...

DAMN TO HELL, REDNEKK. Thank God your wife & child both are okay. Ya know, Garry, I'm more apt to thank General Motors that they were ok, and blame god for putting the ice there to begin with...but that's just me. Either way, they were ok, and nothing else really matters. Another reason to love...

But have you ever had a very angry elephant run through your village? :lol: :lol: Well, there was that one girl I stood up on prom night... I think I read about that in the newspaper. The story said prom attendance was down 50% that night. Depends if they were counting by the person or the pound.

aeroparrot wrote:But have you ever had a very angry elephant run through your village?

Well, there was that one girl I stood up on prom night...