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Best cartoon character ever. There is no need for further debate

http://www.joeythefilmgeek.com/reviews/devil.jpg Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmi...

aeroparrot wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote: i wonder how far i could get on the interstate before they pulled me over!!!

Remember, you are in New Jersey....

Just cover the chair in medical/toxic waste - it'll blend right in.

Oh come on - the kid was just trying to do something...anything...to make baseball even remotely interesting.

Conolulu wrote:Why is "I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I've got my plastic Jesus sittin' on the dashboard of my car" going thru my head all night last night.....

I can go 100 miles an hour, as long as I've got that plastic power...

Thanks for the tip. However, I will stick to my fool-proof method of determining the age bread by the color of the mold.

pbans wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:I do not clean the crumbs off my countertop - if I did, what would the mice eat?

I figgered you'd just put the dog up there and let him lick it clean.....

It works well with the baby - saves us a ton of $$$ on bibs and burp cloths.

I bought my current mattress there - got a hell of a deal and was delivered very quickly. It would have been nice if the delivery crew had even a cursory grasp on the English language, but they understood when I pointed to the room it went in, so I guess that's all the interaction I needed. As for t...

I do not clean the crumbs off my countertop - if I did, what would the mice eat?

Ukulady wrote:...you'll be rewarded with wonderful babies hanging around this summer...

Not to mention a car covered in bird s**t.

drunkpirate66 wrote: Winger?

I don't judge people for the music they listen to . . . but that is some funny sh*t right there . . .

Just fire up the grill. If you time it right, you will get yourself a free meal, which is always helpful in these tough economic times. As an additional bonus - if you have young children, this will teach them a valuable lesson about respecting the property of others, and the consequences of tresspa...

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ConchRepublican wrote:Honorable mention... Bullet Boys

Good to see these guys mentioned. I really dug them back in the day, and dont think they ever got the attention they deserved.

http://simpsons.ugo.com/images/simpsons-family/grandpa-simpson.jpg "I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it is strange and scary to me." http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/george-costanza-diner.jpg "Do you ever just g...

These folks would rather drink poison than not be able to drink at all. You gotta admire dedication like that.

Old Outlaw wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:

Old Outlaw wrote: One thing I do know, he wouldn't play at McCain's.

Bullsh*t. Dangle enough $$$ in his face and he'd do the whole show sitting in Karl Rove's lap.

That is one nasty visual............

You're welcome.

Old Outlaw wrote: One thing I do know, he wouldn't play at McCain's.

Bullsh*t. Dangle enough $$$ in his face and he'd do the whole show sitting in Karl Rove's lap.

buffettbride wrote:

balcony girls wrote:but a $500 bill probably wouldn't do me much good in a Hurricane situation . .

a $500 bill wouldn't do you much good in ANY situation since they don't actually exist.

Waddabout the ones Monty Hall is always giving out to the audience???

On a side note, I love the Game Show Network.