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pry up a piece of doorway molding somewhere in your house, slip the bills behind it and tap it back into place. i suggest using molding in a part of your house that you're reasonably sure will still be there after the hurricane.

Congrats and good luck! I hope you share some pictures with us afterwards! Any honeymoon plans? We are going to the Atlanta concert and doing other touristy things in Atl Sounds awesome! I can think of no better way to start a marriage off right than at a Buffett show! 8) We re-scheduled our honeym...

XXX: I’m so happy I could s***.

YYY: XXX, you know how much I hate the 'brown' word.

At the beginning of the school year, Vern had buried a quart jar of pennies underneath his house. He drew a treasure map so he could find them again. A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map. Vern had been trying to find those pennies for nine months. Nine months, man. You ...

They couldnt pay me to drink it. Coffee is supposed to be hot. Anything else is just plain wrong.

blackjacks wife wrote:You wouldn't let you flood insurance lapse, would you???

I live on top of a mountain, with no above-ground sources of water for at least a mile. If I get flood damage, half of the state is gonna be under 100 feet of water.

It's cool for chicks, but just plain fruity on guys.

When I got married I had just one rule for the guys in the wedding party - NO SHINY RENTAL SHOES!

Broken bones heal, but spilled beer is forever...

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:ouch, driving through salt water.....

My first thoughts exactly. And y'all coastal folks wonder why you can't get a decent trade-in price for your vehicles...

So, tell me Coy - just how did you get that big motorsickle up there on the high dive?

Sponsored by a ticket broker. How nice...

Jimmy did Glory Days in Camden on Tues ( which sounded awesome ) You're joking, right? ever see the Glory Days on the Wrigley DVD . . . Jimmy is either drunk or just doesn't care . . . I mean how many words can you forget No, but I heard it live twice in Philly and once at Camden. All 3 were nothin...

Bucs_fan wrote:Jimmy did Glory Days in Camden on Tues (which sounded awesome)

You're joking, right?

TommyBahama wrote:Landshark needs something.....

Yes it does, and what it needs is a drain to pour it down.

<shaking head>

Garry, Garry, Garry, Garry, Garry....

I need to introduce you to the wonderful world of "beer you can't see through".

Those parents should have been given 2 choices...duct tape or a parachute.

And the parents should be handed the bill for all of the extra expenses incurred by the airline and all passengers aboard.

Man, there ain't much that gets to me anyomre...but sick kids will do it everytime.

Sail on, brave man.

Not me...I haven't seen my chin since my mom died 6.5 years ago.

Although I reckon it still looks the same.

Craiger wrote:Great pics, Reefdiver! I'm cruising around here trying to find all the 'Burgh photos...it's just like I was there

Weren't you there, Craiger? I KNOW I saw your Cherokee with the parrot on it...

LIPH wrote:

citcat wrote: I contacted the Landshark peeps and they said they do not have Landshark in either KY or TN, and have no idea when it will be distributed here. Is it sold at the concerts?

Unfortunately, yes.

They were giving it away at the Pittsburgh show... and it still wasn't worth the price.