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CaptainP wrote:a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.

The Muppets Movie

CaptainP wrote:The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"?

Airheads!!!

Oh, if it means anything, the auctions say the phone is unlocked, whatever that means.

A while ago my weimie decided my cell phone looked tasty. It worked ok for few months after that, but it has now gone completely T.U. I'm about 8 months short of when AT&T will give me another free phone, and don't feel like paying $300 for a replacement. I see the same model phone on Ebay for a...

Thou shalt not learn to drive in New Jersey.

Jeez, I can't believe this one has stumped y'all... OK, one more line from this movie: XXX: This sux! I am so unhappy. We should be at a real beach. YYY: There are no real beaches. Well we could go to Jones Beach and float aroud in the hospital waste. How bout Coney Island, so we can watch the fish...

CaptainP wrote:Summer Rental?

Nope. Should I just try another movie?

Jeez, I can't believe this one has stumped y'all... OK, one more line from this movie: XXX: This sux! I am so unhappy. We should be at a real beach. YYY: There are no real beaches. Well we could go to Jones Beach and float aroud in the hospital waste. How bout Coney Island, so we can watch the fish ...

Ok, new quote same movie:

XXX: Hello?
YYY: Yes, I need the police!
XXX: you mean, Ed? He's out on the beach
YYY: Well when do you expect Ed back because this is an emergency.
XXX: I dunno...would you like to leave a message?
YYY: Yes, HELP!

Anyone? I promise, 90% of you have seen this.

Serves people right for being too lazy to change their own oil.

Indiana Jolly Mon wrote:sounds like something from Captain Ron?

nope.

CaptainP wrote:I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

2001: a space oddesy

There are several different aspects to illegal aliens and not just one solution. I disagree - there is a single solution: http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_3_7_2003_14_25_44/CATAPULT.JPGE11A0BE2-A84E-4792-870A26BBCD5316FE.jpgLarge.jpg Use a trebuchet, it will fling them further. :) May...

ph4ever wrote:There are several different aspects to illegal aliens and not just one solution.

I disagree - there is a single solution:

Not being a 4-6am kinda person, I'll gladly pay a little more to fly at a more reasonable time. I need my REM sleep! :lol: Sleep? Who needs sleep? That's what airplanes are for.... 9PM-11PM: make packing lists 11PM-1AM: putz around 1AM-2AM: pack 2AM-3AM: nap 3AM-3:30AM shower, finish packing 3:30AM...