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This one has gone around recently, but is almost always asked incorrectly, making an answer impossible. Here it is in the correct form: Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something t...

Tiki Bar wrote:What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can
enter but not go in?

a keyboard

Air M'Ville Cap'n wrote:[The match

DUH!!!! <kicking myself in the a$$>

Bamafan wrote:This week's concert replay is one from March 14, 1981.

That was my 5th birthday! I'll have to check it out.

Cuervo wrote:Since I hear they are discontinuing Magaritaville Tequila......

Really???

Nice site - thanks for posting it. It shall come in handy when concert season rolls back around.

today I am listening to this "Laywer and the a**hole" no not the Buffett song, yell at me out the doors of their offices like I am some sort of dog or their child. Needless to say I ignore them until they get off their (more money than I) lazy butts and come over and get me. Rick, My fian...

Goodman wrote:A beautiful lady, a beautiful voice. How does JB stay out of trouble?

Who says he does? Maybe he just avoids getting caught. Stranger things have happenned.

PHAW Webmistress wrote:Finding Nemo - DVD

Good flick, PHAW. I wonder if there will be a sequel - I'm thinking Frying Nemo or Flushing Nemo would be good working titles.

phjrsaunt wrote:We smoke ours whenever possible.

How the heck do you keep it lit??? Ha! I kill me...

Anyway, deep fried is the only way to cook a bird.

David Allan Coe's Greatest Hits.

GrannaC wrote:What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't have?

Their knees...

ParrotHead1980 wrote:I'd rather shake the hand of the mango man rather than the mangled man!!!!

Well that's just plain rude. As a lifetime member of the MMOA (Mangled Men Of America), I'm highly insulted

secondwnd wrote:Does anyone know where I might find a copy of the "Margaritaville Cafe Late Night Menu" CD? The one with "Another Saturday Night". I've tried a few websites, but I guess it is out of print.

Thanks!

I can burn you a copy if you want. PM if interested.

For the longest time my mother thought Jimmy was singing "why don't we get drunk in school"

zanth wrote:

pair8head wrote:

zanth wrote:

GrannaC wrote:Wait!! I've got it!! It's the Roman numeral XII, halved horizontally!

DING DING DING DING

Wow, very impressed!!!!

Man I thought that one was gonna burn my brain out entirely.

There are much more fun ways to burn your brain out

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

ph4ever wrote:

pair8head wrote:

ph4ever wrote:(this is not an attempt at answering)


my head hurts now

Do your feet stink? How do you feel about Jesus?

if I started with how I feel about Jesus this thread would get killed!!!

Glad I didn't have to say it

I'm stumped for a new one, so I'm deferring my turn to Zanth.

7lords wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:
In hopes that this guy would come to the funeral...

yep

Well, I hope she gets his number this time

[quote="Karin"
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?[/quote]

In hopes that this guy would come to the funeral...