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Scratch that, Liz - I just picked up one at Target. Looks decent for $20. I'll hafta give it a few test runs this weekend just to make sure...

Frank

Liz,
My sis wants to know if she can use your blender at some point during the day when you're not busy with it - she makes good creamsicle slushies...

Frank

"Mine is a little whale, it's cute!! You hook the hose up to it and water sprays out of its blowhole"

Hey, I used to know a girl like that

Frank

I dont' have a slip-n-slide. thought someone else was bringing that. I slip nad slid enough on my own after a few coronas

Frank

That's the spirit, Prez!!!

Frank

Pool sounds good...any idea how we gonna fill it?

We could always fill it with margarita jello, and solicit challengers to take on Liz for the Jello Wrestling PHederation's "Queen of the Gutter" title...

Frank

Hell no, we are an equal opportunity gutter. Pull up a slip-n-slide, and prepare for strategic body shot placement

Frank

Looks like nobody is excited about the upcoming show...

Frank

I'll be at a slightly bigger Buffett event on the 19th (Pittsburgh show), but I wish you the best of luck. Sounds like you got some great ideas. Hope everyone has blast!

Frank

Cool. thanks for the info. Glad you made it back...this gutter is way too big for just one dweller. The jello shots will be made Monday night, and I'll save plenty for you...

Frank

Wow, the gutter is awful quiet today. I didn't scare you away, Liz, did I?

Frank

Quick question about the parking lot - isthe ground pretty "firm"? Just found out yesterday that the 4 wheel drive in my truck is acting up, and I really don't wanna get stuck in mud

Frank

Slip-n-Slide...that's what we need!!!

Frank

Ah, my work is done here...

Frank

Don't be freightened, Liz. After all, this is the gutter, isn't it?

Frank

"how quiet and innocent I am in real life!!"

Ah hell, it ain't nothin' a few strategically-placed jello shots can't cure

Frank

My, what big eyes you have...

Frank

It's not what I'm doing with my eyes that you need to be worrying about

Frank

Gee, Liz I don't know

Frank

For some reason, Liz, I don't think you try very hard at all...

Frank