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by AlbatrossFlyer
January 9, 2003 12:16 pm
Forum: News
Topic: New Buffett Buffet CD
Replies: 157
Views: 15650

NYCPORT wrote:From what I've heard they plan to start recording/rerecording the tracks in Key West after the winter tour.
they're doing now....
by AlbatrossFlyer
January 3, 2003 1:44 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Girls Night Out
Replies: 6
Views: 747

sometimes it pays to be a guy.....
by AlbatrossFlyer
January 2, 2003 6:50 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Prison vs. Work
Replies: 1
Views: 301

Prison vs. Work

If you ever get the two mixed up, this should make things clearer . . . IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for...
by AlbatrossFlyer
December 31, 2002 8:05 am
Forum: Coral Reefers
Topic: Any chance Fingers Taylor will ever be back touring as a Cor
Replies: 71
Views: 13542

no... and the door is closed.
by AlbatrossFlyer
December 23, 2002 10:07 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: What do we actually do??
Replies: 261
Views: 25332

all the time: business owner (vacation means you don't get paid)

full time: FAA DER & engineer

part time: wire stripper / connector pin crimper / wrench turner

some time: seaplane pilot
by AlbatrossFlyer
December 20, 2002 7:19 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: What do we actually do??
Replies: 261
Views: 25332

Accounting/Finance/Admin/Facilities for DIRECTV in Denver. Which basically means a little of this, some of that.. and a whole lot of some other stuff. :P I shuffle papers, use a calculator, and type a lot on the computer. :D It pays the bills.. pays for the fun tickets.. and I get to post on BN!!!!...
by AlbatrossFlyer
December 18, 2002 11:22 am
Forum: News
Topic: Far Side of The World Book
Replies: 4
Views: 1323

gee, only 27.7 cents a page....
by AlbatrossFlyer
November 21, 2002 5:56 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Hu is on first
Replies: 6
Views: 700

bad.... :D :D

so is this what you do the other 11 months of the year???
by AlbatrossFlyer
November 20, 2002 7:57 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Pierre the Fighter Pilot (A French Wine Country Love Story)
Replies: 7
Views: 908

If she were a virgin, would it be cherries jubilee?
by AlbatrossFlyer
November 20, 2002 5:06 pm
Forum: Ticket Buying Stories
Topic: Has anyone had problems with ticketmaster?
Replies: 12
Views: 1478

talk to your bank about the use of debit cards. unfortunately most debit cards don't have a refund policy like a credit card does. most consumer compliants require you to put it in writing. emails / phone calls don't count. my recommendation, get out a pen an paper and write a letter to ticketmaster...
by AlbatrossFlyer
November 10, 2002 9:36 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The perfect Xmas present For Any Man
Replies: 5
Views: 794

it's perfect for the BN gift exchange
by AlbatrossFlyer
November 6, 2002 8:53 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Why Women Can't Fix Cars
Replies: 1
Views: 355

Why Women Can't Fix Cars

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by AlbatrossFlyer
October 31, 2002 6:47 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Turner Brown
Replies: 3
Views: 689

Turner Brown

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."...
by AlbatrossFlyer
October 14, 2002 8:15 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: George Carlin
Replies: 2
Views: 584

George Carlin

a friend passed these Goerge Carlin "truisms" along George Carlin Strikes Again Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a...
by AlbatrossFlyer
October 8, 2002 10:37 pm
Forum: Recipes & Boat Drinks
Topic: Boat Drink Recipes
Replies: 18
Views: 7124

29 parts corona, still no buzz....
by AlbatrossFlyer
October 5, 2002 1:24 pm
Forum: Ticket Buying Stories
Topic: Print Your Own Tickets
Replies: 10
Views: 1496

tm emails you a pdf file with each ticket you ordered in it...

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by AlbatrossFlyer
October 5, 2002 11:26 am
Forum: Ticket Buying Stories
Topic: Print Your Own Tickets
Replies: 10
Views: 1496

i used it twice now, shoreline & phx. both times without a problem for any of us (14 tickets total). they scan the tickets to validate/invalidate it. there are 2 barcodes on the ticket which look like, and are the size of a regular ticket. they scan both barcodes at which time the ticket becomes...
by AlbatrossFlyer
October 4, 2002 10:29 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Why cid the Chicken cross the Road??...according to...
Replies: 7
Views: 721

BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. I don't even want to think of having to reboot an eChicken. Or what an eChicken memo...