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Tourist: Play Margaritaville! (Crickets) Coconut Pete: Excuse me? Darling I think your referring to my song Pina Coladaburg Tourist: No, Margaritaville, I love that song Coconut Pete: I think you mean Pina Colada Burg, a little song I wrote seven and a half f***ing years before Margaritaville was on...

Baltimore: Overrated.

Ravens never get any respect but that is what got them to their last superbowl and now that McNair knows the playbook and we got rid of three yard gain Jamal Lewis. You'd better watch out!!!

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures - Army of Darkness (I use this at work often) Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minu...

"It's not the years babe, it's the mileage"- Raiders of the Lost Ark


"I didn't hear no bell"- Rocky

I'd like to hear Octopus's Garden

Only show i saw in DC was what i think was the last one at Merriweather. It was on the 3rd of July, 2-3 years ago? Now THAT was a fun show... That show at Merriweather in 2003 was the first show I brought my future wife to and she has been hooked ever since and my favorite show period. the set list...

I liked how they skipped the intermission because Jimmy was a little off-balanced and more human then the by-the-second organized concerts he is more used to having. He seemed more relaxed and goofy instead of being 'on' if you know what I mean. One thing to gripe about and I'm wondering if this hap...

I wish you all nothing but cold drinks, clear roads and blue skies this year! 8) I know Nissan has opened the new route in so hopefully that will help the problems of the past. No matter what, plan to get there extra early. Nissan traffic never fails to amaze me. I'm missing Nissan this year, but d...

No mention of Preakness?

Go to Federal Hill for the bars, there are a lot of them and they are a lot of fun. Mother's and Ropewalk are good bets.

Can you please keep Brown Eyed Girl retired?

I had a similar thing happen to me and I am shocked... Got 6 lawns right away and then when they went to process my credit card the screen kept reloading for seven minutes. After seven minutes I got the dreaded "Your Credit Card could not be processed" and then I am kicked to the back of t...

Get 6 lawn tickets reserved, enter in credit card information, triple check that everything is correct. See the Processing order screen for 3 minutes. Then get a "Problem processing your request, Please try again" Then you click the only link on the page and you get sent to the back of the...

If anyone has 2 extra lawns please contact me!!!!

Thanks!

Clinton could never make a speech short...

Clinton got the biggest ovation of the night, is he going to play his saxaphone

so there are 2 1/2 hours left?

Do you think Jimmy is going to join any of the other performers or is he done for the night?, and Jimmy THANK YOU

ENCORE ENCORE ENCORE!!!!

I hope that there is a CD or DVD of this, the best $20 i have spent