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Sorry, IP.... I don't post on M'Ville's boards... So no help. :-? why even open your mouth? :roll: Quite possibly because she's really a nice person who is always willing to help when she can. Why so rude? :roll: 'Help' is giving useful information is it not? Where was the help? A post bump? ok, I ...

Welp...as soon as I've done everything I can in my Copious Free Time to help make sure the people in my own area are sufficiently fed...and housed...and feeling secure in their lives, I can start working on sorting out social issues at higher levels. Like my state, followed by the nation. And we hav...

For a few very long years my mother was married to a man who rationed TP use. Thought we were using too much... so figured out how long a roll "should" last and kept the rest under lock and key. Kleenex and Paper towel too..... :roll: It wasnt a $$ issue either... he was just an anal b*st...

...all of a sudden, I need a frickin' *reason*?

Got my membership, and kewl-looking lodging through Suzie. I've just about figured out my plane schedule, but I can't buy JetBlue tix for November yet. :( Once that's done, that's all I need to figure out until probably early October. Is it too early to start planning the BN party? I'm up for playin...

Gypsy In The Palace wrote:Definition of minor surgery--surgery performed on someone else

No kidding...

Put the candidates for the one open position in the room, and hire the survivor.

Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

This, I believe, may have been inspired by an Allan Sherman line:

"Joshua took a bottle of Geritol/
And he knocked a hole in the wall"

Don't spill Diet Coke on the Mentos condoms; it'll make them foam all over the place...

C: All of the above.

That's a riot...thanks!

What *I* don't get is how clueless they were about some of your responses. I'm guessing a *very* limited command of English...

You're from Seattle, right?

wedding invitation in the mail i think that i'm going to scream. i think that i'm up to five over a period of about 6 months. [smilie=grrrrrr.gif] [smilie=grrrrrr.gif] [smilie=grrrrrr.gif] My record was 4 in 5 weeks (about 5 years ago). 3 of them were ex-girlfriends. Ah...but were any of them *curr...

Does that mean we can stop hearing about this whole thing now?

Oh...I thought from the heading that Jimmy himself was *traveling* there...

The timing of this is impeccable. I am trying to teach myself the guitar. TAB is ok and reading chords confuses me. I mean I can strum a G the beginning of PLA40 and then I am lost. I can strum all the chords in the song actually but I am still not hearing the song. AM I MISSING SOMETHING? :( Yeah....

Mythbusters tested this one last year, and it's plausible that a dough canister could explode in a hot enough car. It's not very likely that it would hit right on the back of someone's head...but then again, if it could, we'd hear about more of these. http://www.discovery.com/mythbusters One of the ...

Damn...I missed it...I'd better start catching up...

How about Normal, OR? Truth or Consequences, NM Rough and Ready, CA Timbuktoo, CA Here in the Silicon Valley we have the following street names: Disk Drive Infinite Loop And there are some names which sound *much* different when translated from Spanish back into English: Manteca, CA (manteca = lard)...