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by cocapelle
November 23, 2004 4:26 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Fresh Baked Cookies
Replies: 0
Views: 122

Fresh Baked Cookies

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even g...
by cocapelle
November 23, 2004 4:11 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Ugly Baby
Replies: 1
Views: 185

Ugly Baby

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong....
by cocapelle
November 6, 2003 4:40 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: How To Fix A Bad Day!
Replies: 2
Views: 574

How To Fix A Bad Day!

Having a bad day!! Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON'T know. Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is ...