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"Hey, you stay away from the frozen food section. Your boobs'll harden."

Real Genius

Lots of great quotes in that one...

creeky wrote:Dont know they would bother for one dollar

It only STARTS with one dollar...and ends when my wallet is empty.

CaptainP wrote:Army Of Darkness?

yep, that's it.

Come to think of it, I don't even use cash that much anymore. Though I will admit, it's much easier for the strippers to take a dollar out of my teeth instead of my ATM card.

Ilph wrote:Evil Dead

REALLY close, but wrong.

People still use checks? Anything I used to write a check for is either paid online, paid by automatic EFT, or I use my debit card.

"Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun."

Ocean's Eleven (the remake)

I think the first thing I'd do is wonder why the heck my boss is sending me emails on other job openings; sounds like a bad omen to me!

Yep, stamped from 2 of my 3 trips to mexico, will have a stamp from canada in a couple weeks.

But which would be worse.. Sox/Cards or Sox/Brewers? Yeah, I know, gonna be a few years yet before the Brewers have a snowball's chance in hell of that happening, but just a hypothetical question.

Great, like we need yet ANOTHER way to avoid getting other things done around here...

That's too damn tempting...I can make my own heart-attack sandwich every morning? I bet that thing was invented by a cardiologist...

I hate heights. Well, it's not the heights that I'm afraid of as much as that sudden stop at the end when you fall from them. Yet I don't have a problem flying, biggest thing I hate about that is being herded like cattle around the airport...go figure.

Well, my screenname here is a completely made-up word, so that won't show up anywhere. And my real name is Brian, can't think of a single song that has that name (maybe some irish drinking song I've never heard, but that would be appropriate).

Whenever the hell I feel like it...

Or when the alarm clock goes off at 6:30, whichever comes first.

I always go for General Tso's chicken, but I HAVE to have a big glass of milk (to counter the "heat"). I try to be "wild" but I'm really a wuss. :roll: I think they tone down the heat on it around here. This is Wisconsin, after all, there's folks here who think Ketchup has too m...

The kid's got a mind for either middle management or politics....

I'm not sure what I liked better, seeing the canoe bit or the part at the beginning about the white house aide rehearsing the soldier's answers to GW....