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rednekkPH wrote:
EOOAA
(Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah)

Aww....that means I love you.....awwww

Well....I'm sure she's hot enough...and she DOES have that southern thing going for her. I can see it. Can't stand her, though...TOO much of a dumbass for me. "Nick...why does this Chicken of the Sea taste like tuna?" oh...and never to forget...."Massatwoshits"

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
You're gonna go far,
You're gonna fly high,
You're never gonna die,
You're gonna make it if you try;
They're gonna love you

My son has been to one Buffett show so far. He was 7 or 8 at the time. It was at Great Woods. We got there on time for the show, skipped the tailgate, and had pavilion seats. Truthfully, I have had more bad experiences at Fenway park (ballgames) than I ran into at the show. I can't believe the amoun...

ph4ever wrote:I just think those that are judging the people who do have kids and bring them to concert need to stop. It's our decision, our kids so leave us alone. Our children are our responsibility not yours.

What she said.

sailingagain wrote:"Drunken Head of Security and Pudding Wrestling Coordinator: Sailing Again"

Now this I can handle!!!!!!!

Ladies:

LET'S GET IT ON!!!!!!!

Oh, it's ON! It's ON!

aaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh! More spooky stuff! Some math major 'splain this quick! :o Most modern calculators can actually 'hear' the tones when you dial a push-button phone. The data is then stored in the calculator's memory (the M+ , M- , RM buttons). This data can be retrieved through an algorithm li...

Cubbie Bear wrote:I believe this young lady could prolly "swallow coal and sh*t diamonds"

See..now that just reminded me of an online personal ad I saw. Said the usual stuff...blah blah blah....and "oh, and you should be able to crush a billiard ball with your a$$"

Hey...are we representing the HEDONISTIC party?

Coconuts wrote:Only if we fight in the Jello pit!

I vote pudding.

Coconuts wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

Ilph wrote: 1. People to step forward and join my campaign in cabinent positions.

Can I be in the Liquor Cabinet? (not the lick-her cabinet)

Screw center of the universe, I want to be the HER in the lick-her cabinet!

Fight ya for it!

SuperTrooper wrote:

MojosMama wrote:I'd like to apply for an internship...........

Do you have a blue dress?

How do you feel about cigars?

Doesn't EVERY up and coming intern have a blue dress? I, however, have been known to clean mine.

And cigars....well....are we talkin' Cubans?

buffettbride wrote:Does it surprise you that Parrotheads are a bunch of SpongeBobs (or close to???)

Well....we are pretty absorbent. (so say the bar tabs)

I'd like to apply for an internship...........

ph4ever wrote:

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kurt wrote:Wow this is a long thread!

Lot's of people have something to say about this one. There are over 300 replies and over 4000 views. Says something, doesn't it?

Short attention span

What?

someone say sumpin??

About what?

nycparrothead wrote:MANATEE HUMPING!!!!!

NOW THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVEN'T TRIED YET!!!

NOTICE TO JIMMY!!!! The phone freak from the Today show wants to hump manatees! Isn't there some kind of interspecies/endangered seacow bill that would protect them from monkeyhumping?

Your ruminative responses provide incredible indications of decided diversity! Your particular predispositions incredibly include celebrated clowning, astonishing acrobatics and attentive and artistic animal training!! hmmm....I suppose the need to focus never arose....so something like a swiss army...

Cubbie Bear wrote:Its not here, but I'm sure I would be "Fritz The Cat"

(fwi, the worlds first "X rated" cartoon)

I haven't seen that in YEARS, Cubbie! Thanks for the flashback...."one thing I'm good at....it's FIXIN' things"

RhumChum wrote:In light of the Administration's position on gay marriage, shouldn't
the President's re-election slogan be:

"Bush and Dick: The Way God Wants It"?

SPEW!!!!!!!!!

(Chicken noodle soup this time.....this is gonna be a b**** to clean up)