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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES . . . $50.00." A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just then another car passed with a sign saying "Jesus Saves...

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, a...

Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!&...

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ****************************************************************************************** A woman...

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on ...

Sorry you didn't have your shirt

Great recap, thanks for sharing!

I couldn't make it connect either

Larry - did you get "the" t-shirt signed????

OK, Bill made me watch this YouTube video today and I wanted to share it with you. Basic background - It was done by a 15 year old girl (Lizzie Palmer) and is about supporting the soldiers in Iraq.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ervaMPt4Ha0

I just added myself to map

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Troy - I won't be able to make it up to Modesto this w/e Please tell Erik that LA Lynn said hi!

The stories the Denverites will tell us when they get home

After starting a new diet I altered my drive to the gym to avoid passing my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and as I approached, there in the window were a host of new goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed: "Lord, it's up to you.... if you want me to...

A doctor, a car salesman, and a lawyer died and went to heaven. When they came to the pearly gates, God stopped them and said, "You have to answer one question before I let you in." So he asked the doctor, "What was the name of the famous ship that sunk in 1913?" The doctor repli...

A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been...

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy repl...

"Dispose of contents after usage." - Found on disposable diapers. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." - Found on a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists. "Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows." - Found on a box for a w...

An old lady was very upset, as her husband Albert had just passed away after 60 years of marriage. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him, she started crying. One of the undertakers walked up to provide comfort in the somber moment. ...

An old drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher,...