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A father asked his 11-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!" Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no San...

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and have stopped at a set of traffic lights. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the bonnet of the car and hisses at them through the windscreen. "Quick, quick!...

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold...

Conolulu wrote:

chippewa wrote:I've had Waffle House grits....actually they were pretty good. Maybe it was the additives being thrown into them from table 4.

...I'm looking at you, Connie.

Hey!


Bits was there too!

I didn't throw nuttin!

I am probably the only one (so far) that likes grits both ways - just with a little butter or you can add brown sugar and raisins to make it like oatmeal. (I don't add milk tho)

I've never had any other kinds, cheese or flavored? or with shrimp

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:I keep him in touch with his white trash roots.”

I love MAC!

Sounds like a senseless tragedy to me. Hope they catch the perps soon!

I listened to my CD today and it really made me happy to have been there! Thanks for including me in the list.

The audio works on the DVD but I can't get the video to work on my laptop. I will definitely try it in another machine once I get home.

THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!

You know that Lynn is the home of Fluff..... Hey, I resemble that remark :lol: :lol: :lol: And I got a lot of the references but need explanations for 13, 14, 15,16, 22, 23 28, 32, 35, 36,43, 44,45, 46, 56, 57 Come up to Massachusetts and you'll learn. :lol: :lol: :lol: Actually, I've been there - ...

Dutch Harbor PH wrote: You know that Lynn is the home of Fluff.....

Hey, I resemble that remark

And I got a lot of the references but need explanations for 13, 14, 15,16, 22, 23 28, 32, 35, 36,43, 44,45, 46, 56, 57

Conolulu wrote:"Vaya Con Dios"

Les Paul & Mary Ford








Hmmmm...I kind of think as that as a good omen!

Ditto - but we knew that!

Have PHUN Jerry!

Why can I see you doing this?

OK, just got home and had to say thank you to everyone! So many people did so many special things for me this w/e, I don't know what to say. I know that strings were pulled and still can't believe it. I am still overwhelmed and probably will be for the rest of my life. Several phriends have new name...

Garry - I got them all except this -You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better! Does it have to with the "brand"? (Deere vs ?)

Who is taking the Tour?

Gotta love Larry!

My favorite summer color is that bright flourescent green! Must have a tan tho Also like a french pedicure in the summer. Usually some shade of pink the rest of the time.

I've snuck a camera into each concert - but then I've only done it with a disposable

Nice Connie! It is always good to get the word out. WTG!