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I think I must just keep this and edit. Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! Dear Mr. B, As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that ...

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in p...

Good Stuff ROFLMAO lost my nuts

Enjoy these English translations seen by travelers around the world (source unknown)... In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER. On the grounds of a private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION. On an Athi River highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SI...

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign." It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of...

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Working in a big company is like wearing a condom, It gives one the feeling of faith, recognition and security while getting screwed, Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life Chapter 1, verses 1-15 1. In the beginning was the Plan 2. And then came the Assumptions 3. And the Assumptions wer...

The Ten Commandments of Marriage Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 gr...

Hysterical.

I love my job I love my job

[quote="skiboutins"]Since GW is still not a lock, my wife and I are planning to bring our son on a road trip to Jones Beach to experience the famous and oft discussed JB tailgating in person. Any suggestions for hotels/motels/campgrounds in the JB area? Else, anyone on LI have a large back...

Goodman wrote:For this year only: "headin up to Jones Beach, Long Island for the Labor Day weekend show".

YES put me down for Jones Beach also.

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the British and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry. Radio conversation released by the admiralty 10-10-2000: IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degr...

Congratulation on finding the “Great Heart” From one who is share time with the “great heart” for 31 years. Long live the strength of the parrot heads. Phins Up

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro. "Top of the mornin' to yer,...

I saw Jimmy at the benefit for Timothy White at Madison Squrae Garden with James Taylor doing Mexico. That was great JB & JT together. The other would be Billy Joel, Sherril Crow I was at that show too and it was a great version of Mexico, but I thought the highlight of the show was Brian Wilso...

I saw Jimmy at the benefit for Timothy White at Madison Squrae Garden with James Taylor doing Mexico. That was great JB & JT together. The other would be Billy Joel, Sherril Crow

I saw Jimmy at Madison Square Garden. Had floor seats great show. Good acoustics meat some great folks from Atlanta. This was my first in door Buffett concert definitely worth going.

And the people everywhere put away there differences for a while

Hanging around here till judgment day

He's the outlaw in all of us

Sail away that's the way I survive

I love this thread... so positive!!! I have a story, though not quite as serious as the others... I was walking around the lots at GW and was on the other side of the lots from our car and I blew out my flipflop (no lie!) Worried about walking all the way back barefoot and stepping on a pop top or ...

THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have ...