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by BilltheLizard
May 26, 2005 12:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Let me DO you...
Replies: 265
Views: 7618

Hello Mal,

I can only guess how sore you are getting by now, but I would be honored if you would do me. :lol: :lol:
by BilltheLizard
May 25, 2005 7:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: just for kicks
Replies: 130
Views: 3323

I can't even tell you how intersted and possibly scared I am about what you think of me. So here goes, let's hear your response. No worries, love always abound beyond everything else. 1. Reply and I’ll write something about you. Your boobs look nicer in a coconut bra than mine do. 2. I will tell yo...
by BilltheLizard
May 25, 2005 7:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Milk, Dark, or White Chocolate?
Replies: 33
Views: 1329

I like chocolate dark like my men! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: If you don't get the reference you need to get out more or stay in more, one of the two. Hey that's how I like my women! Well actually I like em 18 to 80, blind, crippled, or crazy and not dead over 8 hours :lol: Okay that respo...
by BilltheLizard
May 25, 2005 7:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: just for kicks
Replies: 130
Views: 3323

I can't even tell you how intersted and possibly scared I am about what you think of me.

So here goes, let's hear your response.

No worries, love always abound beyond everything else.
by BilltheLizard
May 25, 2005 1:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: . for the ladies, only . .
Replies: 101
Views: 3078

LIPH wrote:
BilltheLizard wrote:Just out of curiousity BG what made you settle on the term biscuits?
Maybe they're poppin' fresh
You so funny, you make me laugh long time.
by BilltheLizard
May 25, 2005 1:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: . for the ladies, only . .
Replies: 101
Views: 3078

who'da thought all this info was out there ! ! thanks, ladies for all the great tips. . . pretty soon, these biscuits will be light and fluffy again . .! ! :wink: Just out of curiousity BG what made you settle on the term biscuits? The only reason I ask is normally when a lady is taking about biscu...
by BilltheLizard
May 25, 2005 1:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Runaway Bride Indicted on False Crime Charge
Replies: 25
Views: 1079

rednekkPH wrote:She wasted alot of valuable police resources which could have been put to good use helping solve actual crimes. Lock her up...
I agree, but locking her up will cost more money. I say make her payback the costs associated with having to look for her.
by BilltheLizard
May 25, 2005 1:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: This is huge!
Replies: 33
Views: 1068

The thing I really like is the texture of the walls and the visible veins. :o

Now are we to ASSume that a colonoscopy is going on with the light stripes?? Just asking. :D :D
by BilltheLizard
May 25, 2005 12:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Can we buy this for Utley?
Replies: 11
Views: 461

I love the line "This is a one-of-a-kind..............."

and according to the description it is 12' wide, that is 12 FEET wide. Holy Spread Batman!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
by BilltheLizard
May 25, 2005 11:50 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Milk, Dark, or White Chocolate?
Replies: 33
Views: 1329

I like chocolate dark like my men! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:





If you don't get the reference you need to get out more or stay in more, one of the two.
by BilltheLizard
May 25, 2005 11:44 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Jessica & Nick
Replies: 49
Views: 1505

SCCCCCCHHHHHHHWIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If she were president she would be Babe Lincoln!" Garth
by BilltheLizard
May 24, 2005 3:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: . for the ladies, only . .
Replies: 101
Views: 3078

ok . .look . . monkey . .nice offer , but then you'd have to walk backwards all day Forget about walking backwards. Unless you're a dwarf he wouldn't be able to reach them without a step ladder. then what you're saying is , he'd be grabbing my . .er. . .knees. .? ? :wink: You could just rest them o...
by BilltheLizard
May 24, 2005 2:58 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: . for the ladies, only . .
Replies: 101
Views: 3078

Dammit I wish I had this problem, BG. I spend my time trying to avoid being mistaken for a dude! Out of four girls in my family.....I had to be the one to get robbed in this area! :lol: yeah right . .and not that I personally know . .but I bet yours are where you left them last summer . .! ! :D Yep...
by BilltheLizard
May 24, 2005 2:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: . for the ladies, only . .
Replies: 101
Views: 3078

If your nipples are pierced you could attach a chain to the piercings and run it around your neck at whatever length you desired. :D :D :D
by BilltheLizard
May 23, 2005 11:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Jessica & Nick
Replies: 49
Views: 1505

buffettbride wrote:You been drinkin' Bill?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Guilty as charged. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Too much Jack Daniels and I start talking about Jessica Simpson.

Is it alright that I still call myself a Parrothead???????????????????
by BilltheLizard
May 23, 2005 9:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Jessica & Nick
Replies: 49
Views: 1505

Jessica & Nick

Just saw a clip of these two over in Iraq. I personally don't care for their music and such, but I thought it was pretty cool that they would take time out of their lives and provide entertainment for the brave men and women who are putting their lives on the line daily. I don't care what political ...
by BilltheLizard
May 21, 2005 4:46 pm
Forum: Changes in Latitudes
Topic: India
Replies: 28
Views: 3436

According to George Costanza it is better that you don't use the bathroom for the entire time you are there. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

On a serious note, I hope you enjoy your trip and remember you don't need to speak the language to share a smile.
by BilltheLizard
May 19, 2005 5:14 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: When Did you find JB?
Replies: 50
Views: 5274

My parents took my brother and I to Hawaii in an effort to seperate my brother from a girlfriend that Mom and Dad did not like. As they spent their efforts keeping him occupied, SCUBA lessons and all, I found myself quite bored. I rented a surfboard and started surfing in the Lahina Harbor. That is...
by BilltheLizard
May 18, 2005 3:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Boy, did I go to the wrong college
Replies: 22
Views: 729

Cubbie Bear wrote:Those that can...do, those that can't....teach :lol:
and those that can't teach............teach PE. :D
by BilltheLizard
May 18, 2005 3:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Sail On, Riddler.....
Replies: 6
Views: 318

Sail on Frank. :cry: :cry:

You had a wonderful laugh.