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This round is on me
no crying Baby Jesus
Your cold one is here

Sorry, this song just put me to sleep for a minute!

Alright, I'm usually a luker. But I'm stuck out of town in Dallas for work, and I had some margaritas with dinner at a Mexican restaurant by myself, so here I am, ready to listen to a show. (It took me about 3 minutes to type this thanks to the margaritas). You can still spell margaritas, so I thin...

CaptainP wrote:SOS! How are you tonight?

Wonderful- and you?

lorilovv wrote:Thank you SOS! This is what I was looking for!

Your welcome!

Good evening CP and Cathy!

ragtopW wrote:Nice story.. I wonder what really happened..

The guards and the other inmates saw it happen. He actually fell on another inmate on his way down. Our jail is just a small county jail. Nothing ever goes on in there!

You can find everyone hanging out here for the show! Enjoy!!!
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=34584

peckfins66 wrote:I replied with my address about 2 days after the original email back towards the end of March. Haven't seen the CD's yet...

Calm down!!!! With Easter and spring break vacations, I have been a little busy! I will send them out this weekend.

buffettbride wrote:

LIPH wrote:

nycparrothead wrote:And if I wanted a guy, I'd get Ben Affleck!!! (SWEET!! He's so dreamy!!)

What do you mean if?

It told me Beyonce Knowles. I don't think I could date a woman whose butt is bigger than mine.

So you're not into the whole Bootylicious scene?

He don't want none of them big buns, hun!

chibears wrote:Ya right, Rosanne Barr. Whose the wise guy playing the joke on me. She is very small and slight. Oh well, got a good laugh at least.

Or at least find out who you are most compatible with!!! Of course, I'm most compatible with George Clooney!! Surprise Surprise!! http://www.magnum7sins.com/theSun/ddate.html Looks like we will have to fight over him or share him! :lol: Make love, not war. I'll share! What time do we pick him up? T...

buffettbride wrote:Or at least find out who you are most compatible with!!!

Of course, I'm most compatible with George Clooney!! Surprise Surprise!!


http://www.magnum7sins.com/theSun/ddate.html

Looks like we will have to fight over him or share him!

Another darwin nominee straight from our local jail....... A 19 year old male was waiting in his cell for the guards to open the doors for dinner. When they opened all of the doors, this man, trying to be first in line for grub, ran and jumped off the second floor balcony trying to make it on to the...

A croc is a croc........




Anyone else watch the Wiggles?????

lovin_jimmy wrote:does that come in braille (sp?)

Playboys do. I have a blind friend that has a subscription. It is only articles!!! I told him he is getting jipped that a real one has pictures!!! (at first we wonder how they made the centerfold braille)

ragtopW wrote:Young man If you get yourself into trouble

you get yourself out....








Ragtop Dads advice..

Was that your "Father son talk"????

My dog would eat it. When my daughter barfed Friday night, the dog was right behind lapping it up. Dogs are stoopid When we were little and would have to go to the basement during a tornado, my sister always got so nervous that she would puke. Dad always brought the dog down for a "warm meal&q...

Hubby is in construction management and is constantly talking about erections. Every time I hear him talking to someone about an erection going on, I snicker like a little school girl. You should hear all of the wives at the Xmas parties giggle whenever the president mentions an erection!!! When so...

its difficult not to laugh when you hear somebody say the "clinical" name for body parts, even if it is a serious subject penis :lol: :lol: vagina :lol: :lol: :lol: scrotum :lol: :lol: vas deferens :lol: :lol: :lol: Hubby is in construction management and is constantly talking about erect...

its difficult not to laugh when you hear somebody say the "clinical" name for body parts, even if it is a serious subject penis :lol: :lol: vagina :lol: :lol: :lol: scrotum :lol: :lol: vas deferens :lol: :lol: :lol: Hubby is in construction management and is constantly talking about erect...