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You KNOW you are a redneck if you come in 3rd in a redneck beauty pageant!!! I lost to two girls last night who hocked a loogey farther than I have ever seen! check out the website: www.925country.com But - I did meet Joe Jeruvicious (sp?) He is hot -and Lynn Austin, the original Hooters girl - also...

First of all Gumbo - love your pic of Will!! WE NEED MORE COWBELL!!! 2nd - Kenny is on my top 5 of celebrities I would do.... can't help it - he's sexy AND you have to admit - he has a good voice, sound and damn he looks good on the beach with no shirt on, tan, muscular.... I think the men maybe jea...

Amen..... that is too funny

PS - I once had a grandmother curse me out because we closed down her business and ruined her life.... yeah..... she was using her grandchildren, ages 3 - 6 in video p*** - making movies of them being molested by adults.... those kids are now 15 - 18 and they arestill in therapy.... and will most li...

And people wonder why I am pro-choice...... Not every one should breed. Especially stupid, ignorant, uneducated poor excuses for human s who are taking up way too much of our oxygen. I would like them all to practie safe sex - but since we can't control their lack of common sense (sad) - I would muc...

PS - Why is Jimmy not running - now THERE would be a campaign! National ANthem switched to Margaritaville... He would be much better at foreign policy.... just perform the songs - and sooth the savage beasts - turn everyone into Parrotheads and we would have no problems - except tickets would be a l...

To those of you who had so many problems with my employee evaluation of Bush.... uh, it was meant to be a little humorous. I have too much of a life to give him a real evaluation - I was trying to make a point. You Bush lovers crack me up - you came back with so many serious comments an d rude attac...

My head is spinning reading so many political comments - it's obvious some of you do your homework...Kudos to you!!! I try.. and I really want to vote for someone who is doing a good job. In my opinion..right orwrong, is that Bush had four years to convince me that he did a good job and I should giv...

One time this guy called my number by accident thinking it was telephone co - told wrong number - he called back two more times - becoming more rude that I wasn't who he wanted me to be - so on the last call - I knew it was him so I answered in a false English accent and took him through an entire p...

SOASOAS - and I would do the background vocals...... if only..............

WE ARE>>>>>>>>>>> PENN STATE!!!!!!
Joe may be up there - but you gotta love the Lions!!!!!
I miss COLD football games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

too funny!!!!!!

I don't have a favorite - I guess I need to buy one at the next concert! I do have a cool shirt from the Sun - N Fun Fly in! with the air margaritaville logo - but I am sadly short on shirts!!!!! Maybe Ebay............

Not sure I am getting the "crossroads" thing.... Maybe you are at the crossroads when you are about to make a life altering decision and take a different path in your life - having to make a tough decision.... but Dude....... you bought a cd..... and didn't like all the songs. Not to sound...

but seriously... "Is our children educated??"

THe worst is that they still haven't had the time to completely clean up after Charley so God forbid it comes across the state hard..... all that debris will go airborn again. AND - many of the hotels on the East coast had emergency workers and people who lost their homes from CHarley - they are rea...

:My top ten reasons for being positive.. 10. A fat and sassy kitty sitting right next to me in full purr, paw on the keyboard 9. I can sing my troubles away 8. I found someone wonderful to share Buffett with - among other things 7. We have three b eautiful children between us 6. We both have jobs 5....

I still say he does like he did before - Does his own thing and has a rally at either the West Palm or Tampa airport the day before the election. On ly the local democratic offices get word of this first (usually) - then it usually filters out to the local clubs. I have seen him three times now at w...

My sister is 5 minutes from Rutgers... I will have to have her pick one up for me........ if I choose to die early that is.. God - I thought eating 2 Crystal Burgers was bad last night...... Actually - the best drunk food when I was in college was a Sheetz chili dog with chocolate milk - For some re...

How tempting is that??? I am from PA (Lancaster side) went to Shippensburg.. but have a few friends in Pitt. Will I have to armwrestle someone for the ticket?