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What I really wanna know is why hot dogs are sold in packages of 10 but hot dog buns are sold in packages of 8. You'd have to buy 4 packages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns to make it work. Well heck..with that many weeeners it's almost a party! Not that I have ever thought of this .. as we get ...

What I really wanna know is why hot dogs are sold in packages of 10 but hot dog buns are sold in packages of 8. You'd have to buy 4 packages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns to make it work.

Well heck..with that many weeeners it's almost a party!

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty g...

1. Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving
2. The World According to Garp - John Irving
3. The Hotel New Hampshire - John Irving
4. The Cider House Rules - John Irving
5. Still Life With Woodpecker - Tom Robbins
6. Even Cowgirls Get the Blues - Tom Robbins
7. Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas - Tom Robbins

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
take one down
pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall

7lords wrote:B.B. Clarke Beach in Madison - walked by there at lunch and 2 girls were sunbathing topless today (it's only in the 50's today )

So it was a 'tit nipply

No apology necessary. We all get bit by these occasionally. Snopes.com is a great resource for this kind of stuff, and also for finding the roots of some of the "classic" urban legends. I find it very interesting, and sometime spend hours on there just browsing. I am a total internet junk...

rednekkPH wrote:Yet another virtual urban legend:

http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.asp

Wow. Thanks for doing this research. I woulda never thunk! (I kinda ripped it off from someone else so BAD BAD me). Sorry for getting everyone riled up.

I'll just go find my rock and crawl under it now!

-Mallory

Can't believe I hadn't posted to this one before. Don't laugh...I'm bit of a greatest hits junkie. Jimmy Buffett - Feeding Frenzy Elton John - Greatest Hits (1st CD) Prince - 1999 and Purple Rain Poison - Open Up and Say Ahhh GNR - Appetite for Destruction; GNR Lies Aerosmith (anything) Queen (Great...

sailingagain wrote:I'd like something racy and inappropriate too. Unfortunately, I'm engaged now. All things racy and inappropriate have ended.

I'm engaged too. Maybe you're not engaged to the right person..Hubby to be encourages racy and inappropriate

Lastplaneout wrote: "Penguin" $hit.

You crack me up. The juries are just as guilty here.

I need help??? Can somebody help me do this. I've tried following instructions..Where do I find these coveted pictures everyone seems to be able to upload with ease. I'm a pretty smuckin' fart girl and this just baffles me. Where can I find a good Avatar?? I'd like something a little racy and inappr...

Stella Awards It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella awards. The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United S...

I've never ever seen the ocean. really? Really. Actually that is sorta a lie. We went to Disneyland when I was a baby and my parents took my sisters to the beach. I guess I was there but I don't remember. Wow. I grew up here in Massachusetts, and I can't imagine not being close to the ocean....let ...

MojosMama wrote:

buffettbride wrote: I've never ever seen the ocean.

really?

Really. Actually that is sorta a lie. We went to Disneyland when I was a baby and my parents took my sisters to the beach. I guess I was there but I don't remember.

I really liked the use of the word lackadaisical . Not something you hear everyday, however you might want to send a dictionary with the letter because I take it UPS is about as sharp as a Pop Tart.

phinster wrote:I heard there is a great beach in Phoenix, that is why I want to go there so badly... I really want to see the ocean....

Tee Hee. Sounds like the ocean here in Colorado...The closest thing we have is Chatfield Reservoir. I've never ever seen the ocean.

Ok..Sorry I'm slow. Not enough coffee today...

How dense can I be???