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Useless Bond fact: Christopher Lee, who played Scaramanga in "The Man With the Golden Gun", was Ian Fleming's cousin. He was one of Flemings original suggestions to play Bond in "Dr. No". http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Francisco_Scaramanga_by_Christopher_Lee.jpg T...

Useless Bond fact:

Christopher Lee, who played Scaramanga in "The Man With the Golden Gun", was Ian Fleming's cousin. He was one of Flemings original suggestions to play Bond in "Dr. No".

Hockey Mon wrote:One my son loves..

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt....
Mooo!!!

It's better told live.

My oldest daughter still tells that joke, and she's 20!!!

Why did the famous William Cody change his name from Richard? He didn'y want to be known as "Buffalo Dick". How do you know your bartender doesn't like you? You find a string in your Bloody Mary. What do you get when you cross a cucumber with a Mexican jumping bean? The world's first organ...

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?


An Amish drive-by shooting.




How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?


Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

At Sunday school the teacher asked the class what part of them did they think went to heaven first. Little Timmy said: "Your head." Little Mary said: "Your heart." Little Bobby said: "Your feet." The teacher asked Bobby why he thought your feet went first and he said: &...

LIPH wrote:They should have retired the character after I, I mean Sean Connery, got too old to play him.

After you switched to the Ensure martini?

Definitely see it. I've always preferred the Connery version, but this Bond is much more interesting as a character. And don't forget the smokin' hot Bond girls.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't hear a vitamin.

Hockey Mon wrote:Take my wife....please.

More Henny Youngman classics:

I broke my leg in two places. My doctor told me not to go there anymore.

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my M-I-L to the airport.

My grandmother is 80 and still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle.

Farmer Brown was having the veterinarian over the artificially inseminate one of his cows. An emergency came up and he had to leave, so he had to leave his simpleton barn worker, Tom, to show the vet which cow to work on. Tom had a bad memory, so the farmer banged a nail outside the stall of the cow...

If you voted for Obama, you also voted to renew Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck and other talk radio shows for another 4 years. They are going to have a lot to talk about. That's going to get ugly, I think. It's much easier to attack someone in power than defend them. I don't listen, but heard clips of the...

I'm tired of the 'demonizing' of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, too. One would think they had been running this country since January 2001. :roll: No, but they have been in power since 2006 and what have they done for us? They have lower approval ratings than Bush has. :roll: Pelosi and Reid are as p...

SOMEONE SENT ME THIS..THOUGHT I'D PASS ON!! WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? "My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since Congress does not want to spend any m...

Okay. Yup, that must be the artist. That's the style of the print.

I'm going to go back and buy it.

I was in a consignment store the other day looking for tropical themed stuff for my upcoming family room redo. There was a print of a beach house in a tropical setting that I found really striking. The signature just said "BUFFETT". A quick artist search turned up nothing, so I wonder if i...

More Lewis: “A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT $HITTIER!!'” "In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I b...

Any movie that has Katie Morgan in it... COUNT ME IN!!!

Lewis Black had it right when he said about presidential elections:

"It's like having two piles of $hit and trying to decide which one smells the least!"

sorry, Penny, E, Mal.... The Broncos look WORSE than my Chargers. Cutler is reverting back into last year's QB Thanks, Brad.. :) E's a Bears fan. ;) You left off PHAW and Happy Shark off that list. [smilie=battingeyes.gif] Yeah, they look awful.. but great run by Royal. :D Here's a funny "Arlo...