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The April 26 date is from 2008 - still says so on that page. So far, Pharmgirl has agreed to handle the payments and accounting. PharmBoy will help out with getting stuff to the tailgate. Springparrot will handle the mailings. RagtopW will stay on the Spain's to bring their asses. That's a pretty g...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started.

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I sa...

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's just about perfect.' And then the fight started.....

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

http://www.sharkstock.org/
Looks like this might be fun. Anybody going?

mydogbuffett wrote:Is there going to be a FFF3? I had heard that because of the underage drinkers from last year that there was a possibility that there would not be a FFF3. Any one know for sure?

Build it and they will come.........Or something like that.

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see somet...