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spainjane wrote:I wanted to so bad. But a negative force stopped by the house and convinced my husband that I was insane.

Damn mothers-in-law....

When we were at Margaritaville in Orlando, they were playing the Jamaica Mistaka video. Our server was talking to us and I ask her if she knew where the bullet holes were on the Hemisphere Dancer. She looked at me with the clueless look on her face and said, "there is a freezer upstairs with b...

Whatever you do, buy an extra pair and put them in your purse/car. Nothing more embarrassing than blowing out your pantyhose with a long fingernail and not having a spare pair. Can you try using self-tanner and going barelegged? It is summer, after all. Yeah... the complaint of transvestites everyw...

OOOOh Boy........ What about a garterbelt and nylons stockings :D :D I like the look of a black garter & maybe a pink or light red nylons :P :P (Just one of my small Pantasies) :oops: :oops: yea and you never had to wear those dadgum things either :evil: :evil: Yeah, maybe not.. But I have alwa...

So, who else going to be doing some liver conditioning in preparation for Alpine this weekend??? :D :D :D ..... our pathology lab fellow was teasing me yesterday that she wanted to do a biopsy of my liver to see what kind of condition it is in!!! :o :lol: :lol: :lol: As long as it won't feed mainla...

HsvParrothead wrote:

land_shark3 wrote: The sad part is that I understood exactly what you were saying

ahhhh yes ... the South
A language/dialect and genetic code all its own

Much to the consternation of forensic scientists and anthropologists everywhere....

Hi to all the alpine valley fans. Im jkortum and rumlovers brother, also finsgirl brother inlaw. Hope to see you all in Janesville. Buffett forever :D :D :D A note to tiki bar, please change my name from jolly mon sing to capt'n_jfk. For the alpine list. Can't wait to meet you 8) 8) 8) Hey brother ...

land_shark3 wrote:

7lords wrote:With all of us here, we certainly won't have a shortage of stupid

I try to provide my fair share.

Hell, I can provide enough for 3 people, by 9a any morning you want.

Anyway, I've got your cell number CRC, so I'll give you a ring when we hit Alpine so we can hook up. We've got lawn seats so Barb & I will join the party on the lawn with you. Any progress on MOTM, CRC? Woooo-Hoooo!! Party on the lawn!!! 8) Gee, you almost want to make me give up my reserved :l...

CheeseHead in Paradise! wrote:Maybe they should find another job, you think? That would be like employees at Disney World giving the impression they're annoyed hearing "It's a small world after all"!

A big difference actually. Jimmy's catalogue is a little bigger.. and certainly a lot less saccharine.

When we were at Margaritaville in Orlando, they were playing the Jamaica Mistaka video. Our server was talking to us and I ask her if she knew where the bullet holes were on the Hemisphere Dancer. She looked at me with the clueless look on her face and said, "there is a freezer upstairs with b...

Ticket prices are just getting way out of hand for alot of shows. Some artists are over selling themselves. They think everyone is going to pay $100 and up for tickets and people just don't have that money to spend anymore. It is going to cost me about $500 for my wife and I to see JB this year by ...

This might not be the time to mention the Mark Chmura Daycare incident, or the Reggie White, "I love honkeys" speech is it? RinglingRingling....if you'd like to be disqualified just ask. Chmura was acquitted. Not Gulity. You know, just like OJ was. And what was wrong with Reggie's speech?...

I might get a little bit burned out on some CDs or songs (everything on BBB&B), but I realized in Columbus just how much fun I have at JB shows! I honestly think that the most fun I've ever had has been every Buffett show I've been to.

and you didn't even meet everyone.

Volcanohead enjoys the disappointment that comes with being a Vike-Queen....losing the NFC Championship at home to Atlanta, the 41-0 whipping the Giants laid on them in the NFC Championship, their 0-4 Super Bowl Record, that year they missed their draft pick as they were too slow to get their pick ...

Tiki Bar wrote:?? I see "image hosted by Tripod"

Dad was called a lot of things.. but never "tripod" (even tho he was an engineer and did surveying)

Cubbie Bear wrote:Buffet music is boring

Muzak sucks...

If you haven't figured it out yet. Joe bleeds Green and Gold, I bleed purple and we both hate each other's team and Da Bears. I guess we forgot about that other team in the division, the kittens, we don't like them either. At least we all have Buffett in common so we can get along for one day out o...

Hey Joe! I know I can't win the contest since I bleed green and gold, I love the Pack, doncha know!! Just wanted to say Hello! You and Volcanohead gonna meet the BuffettNews party Bus at Alpine? Hey Gumbo Gal...bleeding green and gold almost guarantees you a win. While I currently live among the FI...

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home! A Ohio man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his butt. Police suspect a cereal killer. (...