BuffettNews.com

There's an email or post floating around somewhere with the "10 stages of being a Parrothead"- the burn out one is one of them. But I completely understand- my first Buffett CD was the boxed set, and I skip almost every single one of those songs every time I play the original CDs. I'd lik...

We may be the butt of a lot of jokes...

wonders which riff to take amidst the chorus of corn options.

excellent jokes :lol: I just noticed I typed in NE MN...wow, I'm losing it, I meant SE MN...'bout an hour from WI border and 30 min. from Iowa border. I hear a lot of border battle jokes around here...pretty funny actually! Never knew that Zumbrota was such a Buffett hotbed.. :D and no, I don't do ...

Well, I made the mistake of telling my coworker (in Boston, btw) that I could match him drink for drink, which was bad, and saying that I never get sick, which was worse. So I totally challenged someone who weighs like 75 pounds more than me and had been drinking whiskey since he was 12 to a drinki...

Ringling- I usually just stick to rum, Pucker or maybe vodka. I don't like gin (it tastes like a pine tree). I can predict how I'll behave and how much I can drink before I don't feel good with rum or pucker, so I usually just stick with that. And the only time I've had whiskey I've gotten sick (bu...

I missed a nearly naked slip n slide booth?!! That sucks!!! And about 2 years ago, I noticed that every time I drank tequila I cried- sometimes it was "You guys are such great friends...waaaa!!!" and other times it was just plain bawling. So I gave it up. (And that happened with both crap...

I can't answer that one, hell, I could barely tell you where I was!! (Were you at Columbus? We tried to get into the party at the HIFOP, but they wouldn't let us park- as we were trying to park there, I had Hoosier PH on the phone and he had a space next to their car, so we ended up in the lot by t...

'Top Ten Reasons the Bears s** List' 1. Animatronic Harry Carey singing the Bears fight song just creepy 2. Monsters of the Midway more like Monsters of the Middle in case of William Perry 3. Loss of Meigs Field: easy escape route for team now gone 4. No real Red Line access to Soldier Field like C...

jrh wrote:Hey, watch those Iowa jokes! Just kidding, I am from Iowa but now live in NE Minnesota so I hear all the Iowa jokes...GO HAWKS!

and yah hear dem wit a distinct accent dere donchano

Cubbie Bear wrote:What the hell is with all these Iowa pople all of a sudden. Wade.....quick, insult them

Welcome friends, Clinton Iowa, here (work in Davenport)

"What do a pig, a tractor, and a fat woman in a flowered sack dress have in common?"

Key ingredients in any Iowa State Fair..

Paul was on the Simpsons too!!!!!

Yeah, I know.. But the Apu's Garden scene was shared with Linda. Ringo appeared.. well, with his butler, when writing the letter back to Marge after all those years..

Actually he turned 62 in the last week or so.

like it matters... he is not going to beat the actuarials..

sailingagain wrote:Almost 3 years here and I've NEVER seen a BN'er get banned.

Nice Shane. (See you in 30)

Man, post a picture of yourself in a diaper... next to Jimmy... on a cell phone.... and you get a 30 day sentence.


Daaaaammmm...

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:PHAW: Scottish/Irish

SGH: Irish/Scottish

*now putting on the blue warpaint*.......

Need help with that daubbing?

I'm not really into Paul's solo career as I am with the other ex Beatles', but I never really had anything against him until now. This is just plain bossy and rediculous. And what about all the things he's been saying to the press about certain Beatles songs being about drugs? Why is he saying Lucy...

If only I had someone to marry.......................... You're a guy, right? (I almost said something to MA_Buffett_Fan23 but then I remembered she was a girl).... I might have to volunteer... Hmmm... Still no answer. I'm hot, I promise!! :lol: Even with LIPH's endorsement, we need one more unbias...

PHBeerman wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

RhumChum wrote:Shane's man boobs are bigger than mine!

you have man-boobs too?

Psst my sig line is actually an cartoon of an actual video of Shane dancing

Ralph Bakshi has nothing on your skills..

How's it going now? We are up to 6 contestants. However, I think 2 of them might have to be disqualifed for answering the Packers, Vikings or Bears question incorrectly..... If you are referring to the "I like consistancy in my losers, that's why I cheer for the Seahawks..." I am sticking...

st.somewhere wrote:Yeah, she's nasty!!

GOLLY!!!

She hasn't been able to pull this image off for a while...

I liked Madonna in the early years. Like a virgin, Material Girl, Papa Don't Preach, great songs for the eighties, but when she redid "American Pie" I lost all respect for her. Some songs just shouldn't be messed with I don't care who you are or think you are. I think boinking Sandra Bern...