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11bravo wrote:Customer service representative for a New York City printing company, Vietnam veteran

Thank you!

A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, ''These sleepovers are killing me!''

A man was busy cutting his lawn when he heard a faint voice say, "Please don't cut the buttercups." Of course having consumed a few beers, the man thought it was his imagination. He continued to cut and the voice became louder repeating "Please don't cut the buttercups." The man ...

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Or in my case, forgetting you DROVE your car to the postoffice....walked home....and thought someone stole your car!!!!!

Being 4'9" tall.....I can't reach the sink anyway..lol

rednekkPH wrote:Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

Evolution - it allows them to stand closer to the sink!

My feet are smaller because things just don't grow in the dark.

A1APHAN123 wrote:Yes! We are wrong no matter what we do!

No you're not!

Prthd119 wrote:* A new method of non-lethal torture - showers without hot water.

And I am thankful for my gas hot water heater.


Question??? If your water is already hot, why do you need to heat it?

ragtopW wrote:that's who I meant!!

Hehehe I know! It was just a play on words!

You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the backseat.

How about a back scratcher?????

My husband is definately a RETROSEXUAL and that's how we are raising our son.

That's the whale....I didn't say it was me........

That made me smile Thanks

A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.. I'll give you 15 minutes!&qu...

Two whales, a male and a female, are swimming side-by-side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim closer.&q...