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semitruths wrote:18 CORRECT ........

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It's not very much fun to s*** on eyeballs. :o That's just plain wrong.... :roll: EWWWW Semi-true story...but there are guys that do like to s*** on eyeballs. It's icky and weird. No 2nd date for that guy. There are better ways to address the eyes ... :wink: :wink: Much better! Leave no part 'unnot...

I'm nauseous

I've said this phrase many times over: "Excuse me....my eyes are up here." Eyes can be enticing too ... but not as much fun. :lol: :lol: :lol: It's not very much fun to s*** on eyeballs. :o That's just plain wrong.... :roll: EWWWW Semi-true story...but there are guys that do like to s*** ...

Very true and very funny!

I'm expecting my first grandchild in March and I will share this with my daughter tonight.

Thanks for sharing!

Because there're 2 of the first things that we see... :pirate: I've said this phrase many times over: "Excuse me....my eyes are up here." Eyes can be enticing too ... but not as much fun. :lol: :lol: :lol: It's not very much fun to s*** on eyeballs. :o That's just plain wrong.... :roll: E...

thetacoman wrote:Because there're 2 of the first things that we see...

I've said this phrase many times over:

"Excuse me....my eyes are up here."

I agree totally with Mal. I will offer up one more explanation. Boobs are designed for infants and babies..........need I say more? So you would prefer if guys paid no attention to them??? It doesn't matter to me either way. I live with them, big as they are, every day. I was just offering up anoth...

I agree totally with Mal.

I will offer up one more explanation.

Boobs are designed for infants and babies..........need I say more?

buffettbride wrote:

halfpint6924 wrote:I have a question for LAST PLANET..

Did you cut and paste that article to this thread? Was this taken directly from the article?

I'm pretty sure it is. It's over at BW too. Same article.

I'm only asking because of the amount of grammatical errors.

I have a question for LAST PLANET..

Did you cut and paste that article to this thread? Was this taken directly from the article?

rednekkPH wrote:

halfpint6924 wrote:Here's another pretty easy one....


The dog chased the cat up the the tree.

See anything wrong?

Yeah, that's easy...the dog should have eaten the cat.

AHEM!

semitruths wrote:

halfpint6924 wrote:Here's another pretty easy one....


The dog chased the cat up the the tree.

See anything wrong?

Yeah .... dogs can't go up trees!!!

Or maybe the 2 'the' ....

Correct! Good job!

Here's another pretty easy one....


The dog chased the cat up the the tree.

See anything wrong?

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iuparrothead wrote:Sh*t! It probably got loose from my illegal secret exotic animal sanctuary up there!!!

I raise kangaroos for the meat!

So does McDonalds

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the heck?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot ba...