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We had 600 acres of undeveloped land behind the parents house. We played army which always led to an all out rock fight. It was always fun until somebody got hurt. Actually is was always fun unless you were the one to get hurt. The wounds would heal, the parents warnings fell by the way side, and ne...

Haha dodgeball, banned by many schools now. Not here. They have dodgeball tournaments. We did not play dodgeball, we altered the rules a bit to add to the violence and renamed it slaughterball. Our middle school just held a dodgeball tourney, my 6th grade class won. Next month we are having a staff...

If you are using a Mac there are a few sure fire backdoor tricks that work. Let me know, I will be glad to help.

It will be interesting to see JB's popularity, everybody knows how outrageous the ticket prices are $130.00 and $90.00. Basically, it's show up to the concert and go home, absolutely no place for tailgating or parking anywhere. They're putting about 39,500 on sale. I've been to many a Cubs game and...

Oh Cr&p how can you forget any Hawiiain slack key, IZ, Uncle Willie, and the Kaua Krater Boys. KKB does an awesome cover of CILCIA

Gotta mention Taj Mahal, definitely some island influence found there.

What other artists do you all like that play island music? I have listened to a little Eric Stone, he seems to be pretty good... First, I guess you'd have to define what you mean by "island music" but I like Harry Belafonte, David Lindley and tons of ska, rock steady and reggae artists. J...

Bond, James Bond


Shaken not stirred

Thursday - Haiku day
Def Poetry Jam in Class
Inspired by BN

Kids still call you weird
Conversing in all haiku
Crazy old people

Excuse me but can I smell your p*ssy? (then after getting slapped you reply) oh, then it must be your feet. that reminds me of one."hey,do you want to get a pizza and f*ck?" after the slap you reply "what,you dont like pizza?" I hear that insulting a girls private parts is far w...

tommcat327 wrote:

FFishstick wrote:Excuse me but can I smell your p*ssy?

(then after getting slapped you reply)

oh, then it must be your feet.

that reminds me of one."hey,do you want to get a pizza and f*ck?" after the slap you reply "what,you dont like pizza?"

I hear that

Excuse me but can I smell your p*ssy?

(then after getting slapped you reply)

oh, then it must be your feet.

dont know how much I can say about the pants my boyfriend had. They were disco pants. Tight, polyester with a little pouch inside near the front zipper..... with a pouch for his **you know what**. See men were concerned with panty lines too!! OK, now i'm afraid. I kinda missed the disco era, except...

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF JOVEN EL ZARCO? I THINK ITS CHEAP s***. BUT IT IS 100% AGAVE. SO DOES THAT MAKE IT A BETTER TEQUILA THEN SOME OF THE STUFF YOU GET IN THE US, LIKE MONTEZUMA?? HAHA! 100% blue agave does not make it better. In fact, by law it has to be 100% blue agave to be called tequila. And...

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF JOVEN EL ZARCO? I THINK ITS CHEAP s***. BUT IT IS 100% AGAVE. SO DOES THAT MAKE IT A BETTER TEQUILA THEN SOME OF THE STUFF YOU GET IN THE US, LIKE MONTEZUMA?? HAHA! 100% blue agave does not make it better. In fact, by law it has to be 100% blue agave to be called tequila. And...

You are probably right about that one Sam ..... The fact remains that FF knows some of us do not find this proposal, or the possibility of losing a cherished pet, the least bit humorous. And yet he continues to makes tastless jokes about it. I think that says something about him (them) Oh yes. And ...

I suppose since humor is found in various things by different people at various times. There are people that find dead baby jokes to be quite funny. There are people that find sick pictures, as some of the ones that have been posted in here and elsewhere quite funny,etc..... As for how FFishstick g...

LIPH wrote:

FFishstick wrote:I think Martin Buffalo would fit into the band just fine.

Norton's brother?

My mistake, fixed now

I'd take anyone because after Jimmy Buffett is the headliner and before I knew the band he was the only one that mattered to me.. I've heard people say that Jimmy does not want to replace Fingers out fo respect for him and his talent. I'd hate to think that if Robert left there'd be no more steel d...

Just where is this Tiki Bar you speak of? Need to tailgate! Need pre-Buffett booze-up! Thanks... For those on the Tiki Bar Evite list. We have updated the evite, and the Tiki Bar will be open from Noon to 5pm as we will be heading downtown SJ at 5pm to catch the local pre parties at hotels/bars. We...