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anybody heard phrom the world famous Key West policeman a year into his new beat?? I ran into John last weekend while I was there, was on my way back to my room around 3am and saw him. Didn't get to spend too much time talking as he was on duty, he is looking GREAT and all seems well for our famous...

KWPD pics on myspace?? Opps . Better get those down. Would hate to see you lose your job too.

Or you could PM my ex wife. She is a wedding planner of sorts. her screen name here is donnakaydunbar.

A couple BNers got married at Mallory Square a couple years back. You might do a search and see some photos. Nevermind. I found it: http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35862&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=quint&start=0 HAHA. I almost remember that day. Thanks Caroli...

Your artwork is great. Looks like it is your ability to stay off the walls that could use a little work.

Rubbn is race'n though

Around here we keep it real simple.

Bubba or Cuzzie seem to work for just about everyone and are pretty interchangable.

People who ask questions like these drive me to drink --- Does the water go all the way around the island? How many sunsets do you have? Do you live here? I live in West Palm -- Do I get a locals discount? How old was Hemingway when he was born? Other good reasons to drink are --- Someone wants to t...

Nothing here --- As the sig. says " I am but just a small bug on the windshield of life "

All Though --- My Robert avatar and my weekend with SOSOAPT drew some unwanted attention.

pojo wrote:don't need a reason to drink......
its my job.

Its my job to be drunker then the rest.

Its my job to put the bartender to the test

Mmm. There is a parody here somewhere ---- I am sure there are some drunken songwritters about.

TommyBahama wrote:work!!!!...and it's tequila ..no damn salt or lime!

My kind of fellow drinker.

As I was preparing the pinic basket for a snorkel trip last week this one came to mind.

Empecemos en la playa
Terminemos en la cama
Trae la toalla porque te vas a mojar

Wanna guess how much I spend on my bicylce a week? :):):)

I am not too hard to find. Hunt the back alleys where ghosts can be found, belly up at the oldest bar in Florida, waste away in a state of mind, or enjoy some key lime pie with the artist formally known as KWELVIS. Find those four places and chances are you will run into me.

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Stop by Benihanas ! It just reopened tonight. --- hey, something that every single local on the island has been anticipating for two months can not be that bad

I was just watching one of those worlds most bizzre whatever on Spike. I love watching these shows because sometimes they show a cop that is so witty and funny you fall of the couch laughing. Here is one case. This chic gets pulled over for speeding. She tells the cop is on the run from these people...

I would go on the one with St Thomas , Grand Turk, and San Juan. Those are all great stops. If you go on this one here are some tips. Grand Turk~ Head immediatly though the shopping area. At the far end of this is a cab pick up point. Go to Cockburn town. Not much of a town, just a bar.. and a groce...

I was watching parts of this. It was amazing. The parts about the deckies and the weapons specialist was a real eye opener. I knew they had dangerous jobs..but wow. Really mindblowing.

This is the funniest one I've seen in a long time :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: CAUTION: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE AND RACISM TOWARDS HISPANICS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSbZNLCNuI Those poor guys were just trying to make a living... :-? :cry: They may have been illegal but it would have funnier if those ...

The Banana Test. There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals: 1. King Kong 2. Ape 3. Orangutan 4. Monkey They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . . T...

Normally, when it comes to a post from a Key Wester regarding a festival or group of people in town it is filled with nastiness...and sometimes , while uncalled for, it may be deserved. However-- With all the negativity in the world I want to add some positive. If you are a parent of a KW spring bre...