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shakerofsalt wrote:

tommcat327 wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:Can someone pm me the original joke???

A POPE WALKS INTO A BAR..........

but the Cardinal ducked.

Ironic that these Pope jokes are worse then what was orignaly posted

I think we should have a "bad taste forum" here for material like this. That way, those of us who appreciate tasteless humor have a means of savouring it while those "pure and innocent" parrotheads can easily avoid the material. I'd be much more likely to visit a forum such as t...

The cup is not half full or half emtpy.... It needs refilling!! As said in an earlier post I too prepare for the worse and expect the best. As far as major life upsets, well, everything in life happens for a reason. So anything really really bad happens, I just smile and wait for the silver lining. ...

LIPH wrote:Let's just say sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

We just went to a new way of doing things. Password change every two weeks. Ten characters, no actaul words, no acronymes, must include both upper and lower case, must include letters, numbers, and some sort of doo dad. If you are caught writting it down you will be termed, yadda yadda yadda. oh, an...

NAUTICAL WHEELERS... come on, how can you not love the crazy hippy doing the "Nautical Wheeler Dance." I am known to slug down a few rum drinks, throw on an eyepatch, and do the NW dance along with the video. I laugh so hard I cry everytime!! Yup. That is pretty much exactly what I was go...

magnus wrote:I'm a big Hiaasen fan. All of his books are good reads. They're even better if you read them in order since some of his characters have recurring roles.

So if I were to start , what would be the correct order?

1. What time did you get up this morning? 6:00 am 2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearls 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? I have no idea 4. What is your favorite TV show? Impossible Hiest. 5.Favorite alcoholic beverage: Homemade margarita 6. What is your middle name? Ted 7. What is your favor...

1. What time did you get up this morning? 7ish 2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearls 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? The Punisher 4. What is your favorite TV show? Seinfeld 5.Favorite alcoholic beverage: Beer 6. What is your middle name? John 7. What is your favorite cuisine? Vietnamese 8....

Sounds like a party...would be pretty cool to attend...but alas, I'll be in the Dominican that week... :wink: Hey, I do think that I could arrange a road trip with my neighbors, (BG's) and we could meet up at M'ville for a toast to you and Q later on in May or early June...OR, better yet...you 2 co...

Usedtacouldnot!?!?! Oh, that is WONDERFUL! Makes perfect sense to me! I hope none of you think that I am being patronizing in the least. I absolutely LOVE dialect and speech as I did a masters degree in linguistics. Language is so rich and a huge part of an individual's heritage! most southernese w...

I remember my mom all the time making sure she had enough crisco (the nice greasy kind you scoop up) not the sissy liquid and me having to go to the store countless times picking some up. Not a food but the #1 or close to it redneck product good ol' white lightning, or to those southernly challenge...

No Redneck dinner is complete without funnel cake for desert...ok let me change that no southern redneck dinner is complete without funnel cake for desert. As for you yanks north of the Mason-Dixon line you can have your fudge.

jerk venison...that you hit with your truck on the way home from a day of not shooting any deer.

dolphin. people in the world call it Mahi mahi. Rednecks call it what it is, dolphin.

Steak and taters

anything that envolves making a big fire on a big grill.

mini fire extinguisher. Did you have grass skirt? a handfull of garbarge bags. for you and your nieghbors. I saw you had grill, but dont forget the grill tongs and such. tin foil. hammock and no tailgate is complete without plastic monkeys. But you will need to talk to the Balcony Girls about that. ...

Gwar. If you know who they are no explaining is needed.

Jackson 5 - Victory Tour.

After letting someone go today, who deserved it and has much more then a second chance, it got me to thinking what might be an interesting topic here. Alot of work places these days require some form of I.D. whether it be a I.D to get in the front door , to clock in , or whatever. The question is fo...

I'm old , ornery , and set in my ways. I like what I like and go with what I know. Only time I ever used generic was when I was 18 , living out on my own for the first time , broke as a joke. I was smoking GPC's. Those are considered generic right? LOL. I can remember being satisfied if I found an o...

poison / lita ford david lee roth thank god they were free tickets ( dated a dj whos station sponsered the shows) Oh man - David Lee Roth. I saw him several years ago with Bad Company. Bad Company was great, Roth can't hit the notes on his Van Halen songs anymore. Diamond Dave. Wow. Saw him on the ...