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It would be our 2nd trip to Hawaii together: we went last summer for our honeymoon and absolutely loved it...and we're the type of people who like to return to the places we love. But we do love trying new places as well! Right now, I'm leaning towards Hawaii... I don't mind the plane right and the ...

Here is my island dilemma: My husband and I are planning to either go to the Carribbean (Caneel Bay) for 5 nights or Maui for 7 nights. Since we're in NY, the flights are shorter & cheaper to go to St. John, but the hotel we want to stay at is more expensive than the hotel we'd stay at in Maui. ...

I also think such tropical games as:
A. Hide the Lime
B. Find my Tiki Torch
C. Blindfolded Coconut Groping

also contribute to a delightful tropical romp.

Probably because it be Friday afternoon and I hath already consumed a couple of salty limey grogs known as margaritas....

1. Bamboo underpants
2. coconut codpieces
3. palm leaf panties

Doilies, tea, long lacy skirts, and bonnets.

I'm heading to NO in 15 days!!! My first time...I'm so psyched to eat & drink myself silly! Has anyone been to Fiorella's (or Fiorello's?)? I've heard that it's supposta have insanely good fried chicken & if I'm goin' south, I gotsta have me some of that crispy poultry goodness! As per one o...

extremely large photographs of ronald reagan insulting a minibus and its inhabitants. a must have.

We had a buffett cover band...so it was 99% Buffett! But the 2 we picked for our wedding video: Love & Luck and Knees of my Heart!

Windy & brisk but FUN! Nice to meet ya too! (I'm Ginny Same band is there next Friday too I think, so I will be there!

I sniff it.

On the way out to Montauk there is a big sign that says "CLAM PIE!" That's pretty sexy.

I use it as a cane. I am very short.

Good still life: Ronald Reagan clasping a walnut while an angry tricycle spits peas at a humble lampshade that has seen its fair share of triumph and tribulations. In the background (yellow) a large representatin of a nerd's underpants with the phrase "I did it all for Physics" scribbled h...

I hope the peas don't start a rebellion. They could be scary in mobs...
Next topic: slimy tomato seed goop. I love tomatoes, but that slimy muck could turn one off. Not arousing.

Peas: They remind me of overstuffed zits filled with grotesque infected matter.... globules o' pus...

Ma lips are sealed...only to be opened for huge slurps of:
1. Margaritas
2. Tequila
3. Coronas

Methinks I might just have to concoct myself a frothy, salty marg before I head off to the shore! **salivating**

Anybody ever eat "blood sausage"? Sounds delightful.

O yeah, forgot about him...LOL he'll be there too!!!
Maybe i was THINKIN i was a hot unattached woman! **delusional**

Killer backyard man, I'm comin' over!