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Don't fart in the shower. Especially if you have a hangover. TATER TOTS 'N CHEESE! They will only enhance the smell and make you more woozy which could cause you to pass out in the shower and have your wife find you laying on the shower floor after the hot water is gone and you are all blue from th...

then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ? it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! ! I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . . :evil: and it was about 8 different colors , too . . . :o Have you ever noticed that if you have a dark ...

So I take the pups out and this is what I come back to? http://www.free-graphics.com/clipart/Food_And_Drink/Meats/Sausage_Cartoon_1.jpg Y'all are mean, Mean, MEAN!! Meet you all at Caliente Resort.. room 136, right . . .? ? ? think they ever got that stain out . . ? ? :D you know we luv ya, man . ....

LIPH wrote:I have small hands

I have small b**bs . . .now they will seem bigger. . .

What do us wimmens put on our t-shirt? :roll: PHAW's WIMMEN BALCONY GIRLS AND FRIENDS WIMMEN OF THE DONNA KAYVILLE HOUSE ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I think us "wimmens" ought to have t-shirts/tanks that say "GIRLS RULE -BOYS DROOL" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Some of us have cl...

There are always portions of the "scheduled" activities that you may not be interested in and you can use that time to do the stuff you want... That's my concern - is it best to explore it 1st on your own, without all of the parrotheads, bands, activities, and hulabaloo that MOTM brings? ...

hey Breezer, show me your cute " winky " again. . . hey, why not show EVERYBODY ? ? ? :D Performance anxiety. And there's not enough magnifying glasses for the whole class. I really didn't notice the size of it , really . . this one is different . . .it's animated. . .! ! ! you gotta see ...

hey Breezer, show me your cute " winky " again. . .

hey, why not show EVERYBODY ? ? ?

then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ? it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! ! I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . . :evil: and it was about 8 different colors , too . . . :o That was no bird... it was Gulfbreeze. :lol: H...

then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ? it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! ! I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . . :evil: and it was about 8 different colors , too . . . :o That was no bird... it was Gulfbreeze. :lol: S...

man, what a guy. . . :D if only there was some way to show my appreciation . . . . :wink: http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_202v.gif What goes on in Gulfport, stays in Gulfport, remember?? behind the Winn-Dixie at midnight . . .right. . .? ? only this time remember the d@mn bottle opener. ...

then is this the proper time to share this. . .? ?

it must have been a 37 pound bird that " left his load " on my car windshield this a.m. ! !

I'm surprised the glass didn't crack. . .



and it was about 8 different colors , too . . .

It is my turn to give back to the crew that has helped me increase my CD collection! I Just got done cutting this show into tracks. I don't think there are any gaps/blips, but it is a typical RM recording #1 on the list PM me you mailing address and I will send it out to you. So here goes: Buffetth...

It is my turn to give back to the crew that has helped me increase my CD collection! I Just got done cutting this show into tracks. I don't think there are any gaps/blips, but it is a typical RM recording #1 on the list PM me you mailing address and I will send it out to you. So here goes: Buffetth...

Tiki Bar wrote:Hello Bored!

I'd like to nail you!

oo o o -o o o Tiki. . .



hey, PH B . . that's just like having your hot high school math teacher makin' eyes at ya. . .

I want to vote for " Sea Cruise " . . .that fog horn at the start would have folks runnin' for their seat . . .

one of my favorite songs . . .

after that candy. . .want to go grab a beer . . .?



I'm in Gulfport FL. . .where should we meet ( not meat ) . . .

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PHBeerman wrote:Please entertain me.


Thank you in advance.

let's start off with . . ." want some candy, little boy . ."

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I love you, too Tiki. . .and I love Buffettbride and PHBeerman and lorilovv and DonnaKay and Quint and Gulfbreeze and Desdemona and LesPhoto and mermaidindisguise and shumpy and jellocannoncrew and fourplay and LIPH and brown eyed girl and citcat and longlinergirl and monkeyboy and soasoapt and onep...

Down where? Excellent question dude! :P As for YOU, NYC.....Can I help you? 8) Hey, BG, would you please take over for me and "handle" these two while I try and get some work done!?! :D sorry, girlfriend. . .I've kinda been busy with sumpin' this afternoon. . .we'll talk later . . . :wink: