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buffettbride wrote:

balcony girls wrote:
and don't get me started about seeing them snatch or slap the child in front of me . . . .

Oh BGs..I could go on for DAYS (and have). but I won't.

I'm there with ya on that one g'friend!

they shouldn't HAVE babies. . .as in being blessed with , . . .

THEY'RE NOT WORTHY ! ! !

being in a public place such as the beach or grocery and low-life moms that will scream at their kids to " COME BACK HERE or STOP THAT CRYIN' " . .but yet the heathen kid just ignores her, making the next outburst even louder . . and don't get me started about seeing them snatch or slap th...

this makes me think about Jimmy's cd done for the fund raiser in the Hamptons. . . . some guy keeps screamin' out " FREEBIRD " and Jimmy finally says " Ronnie Van Zandt is playin' down at the (something ? ) - get your ass over there . . .I thought we'd play a little Jimmy Buffett toni...

boy, I'm hoping you know more than me . . but I always thought it was the last weekend of April, first weekend of May . . at least that how it worked for many years . . but hey, I've have certainly been wrong before . . :wink: one thing, tho, you will probably have a very hard time getting a room fo...

two words for you MexCooker . . . .

MAY / JAZZFEST

there's nothing left to discuss . . .

buffettbride wrote:Is anyone else oddly aroused?

BWA_A_A_A_A_HAAAAA ! ! !

SUPER GOOD ONE , BB

that actually made me laugh out loud . . . . not real cool when others are working . . .



time to replace the Depends . . . .

* raising right hand *

I vote to KILL IT . . . .

will the rest of the class please vote now . .

from the face mention . . maybe Waylon or Johnny Cash . . ? ? ?

way cool, IsleReef . . .

don't you agree that Jimmy is one of the " approachable ", polite and friendly people you'll ever find . .? ? ?

he is truly " real " . . .

p.s. - you're kinda a cutie , too . . .

Jackfins77 wrote:The entire Hotwater CD- You can tell that it was just thrown together.

Hello Ryan,

please don't take this personally, but I'm glad you are just a guest. . .and thanks for visiting . . now let me show you the door . . .

have a nice day . . .

My 6-year-old told me that she broke up with her boyfriend Bradley today (her 1st grade classmate), because he doesn't believe in leprechaun's. "And it wasn't pretty!" :o :lol: :lol: Aye aye aye, what am I in for? I like hearing about women who have high standards . . .she must have a gre...

the Vatican. The Pope was still a boy loving priest back then. He was sharing his dreams of one day becoming the Pope and MB was sharing his dreams of well,...... just being . .liked. . . they both discovered that love comes in strange packages . . one man's pleasure is another man's . . . pain. He...

shakerofsalt wrote:the Vatican. The Pope was still a boy loving priest back then. He was sharing his dreams of one day becoming the Pope and MB was sharing his dreams of well,......

just being . .liked. . . they both discovered that love comes in strange packages . . one man's pleasure is another man's . . .

told the priest he could wear his Saturday night f**k-me pumps just for shitsandgiggles considering he was probably a bit more used to wearing them than he! But the Pope said "No need- I have my own. I never leave home without them." As the Pope and the Cowboy played dress up, the dentist...

Was busy playing with SOASOAPT's coconuts, until the Pope started laughing and said "That's no woman- that's a MAN!!!" Then the Pope..... Got really excited as it reminded him of his day in the priesthood. But Cowboy Bob stepped in and... told the priest he could wear his Saturday night f...

Pass me the grass please. The dentist on the other hand..... Was busy playing with SOASOAPT's coconuts, until the Pope started laughing and said "That's no woman- that's a MAN!!!" Then the Pope..... Got really excited as it reminded him of his day in the priesthood. But Cowboy Bob stepped...

besides, red f**k-me pumps do not coordinate with the pink tutu he had packed in his bandana-on-a-stick thingy. meanwhile Dentist Dan is wrestling with SOASOAPT who is screaming about " you're goin' to put that metal rod with the mirror on it WHERE ? ? ? someone HELP ME . . . .now he wants to ....

PHBeerman wrote:Pass me the grass please.

The dentist on the other hand.....

leaned over SOASOAPT and said . . . .open wide . . . . .

but before he could apply the necessary technique . . . .

Who is going to blow me..............................up. Of course. :wink: Then the little slut asked?? what's that goat doing wearing my blue dress and why has Cowboy Bob got on my Saturday night " f*ck-me " pumps . . .now I'm MAD . . . that's when the Pope did his Pope-ly thing and said...

Kofi Anan , the Grinch who stole Christmas and that mean little fat boy that used to live down the street from me . . . then, without warning Cowboy Bob said . . . "The cock crows at midnight!!!" And everyone else looked at him and said..... W O W . . .farm out, dude . . . except the Pope...