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LIPH wrote:

rsgeist wrote:Mmmm, cookies. Got milk? (if not, I'm still gonna need to go to the store)

Did I say milk? Nevermind! (and that trip to the store if off)

Can you hear me now.

Can you hear me now.

Can you hear me NOW.

Can you hear ME NOW.

Can YOU hear ME NOW.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW.

CAN ....

YOU ....

HEAR ....

ME ....

NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW !!!!!

phjrsaunt wrote:

land_shark3 wrote:

redwinemaker wrote:

rednekkPH wrote:Couldn't you let that slide?

Never having seen her dressed that way before I do believe I can reconsider

mmmmm.... I like chocolate

Wait 'til she turns 30 and her metabolism changes....
(Ladies, YOU know what I mean )

Yeah, and she probably won't cook any more either.

I don't care what anyone says, I'm STILL not going to the store. And who the heck is Sally? She's the one going to the store with us! :roll: So we're going to the store? Bob, Sally and I are going to the store. Do you want to come with? Hey, are we still going to the store? Me and Sally are getting...

"They says" "Yesterday he says" A little problem with singluar vs. plural and tense? :roll: :-? My 8th grade English teacher: If you only learn one thing this year, learn that "a" and "lot" are two sepearate words. The word "a" describes "lot&q...

a) no. I wouldn't. http://************.com/forum/images/smiles/bs_ifurdthsurgay.gif I know a redhead who is much prettier. :) I'm a redhead (THIS month, at least :lol: ). Thank you for the compliment! :lol: While I am sure you make a nice looking faux-redhead, I like the real thing. :D As long as t...

She can cook?

WHY?!?

rednekkPH wrote:

redwinemaker wrote:See my posts on the "words you hate" thread. Rachel is a good chef and a good entertainer but could really use a speech coach.

Couldn't you let that slide?

Are you talking about the speech or the spoon?

I don't care what anyone says, I'm STILL not going to the store. And who the heck is Sally? She's the one going to the store with us! :roll: So we're going to the store? Bob, Sally and I are going to the store. Do you want to come with? Hey, are we still going to the store? Me and Sally are getting...

redwinemaker wrote:I hate unnecessarily negative sentences as in "Don't you want some cookies?"

Yes, I don't not want cookies!

nycparrothead wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

buffettbride wrote:Anyone who's anyone knows I don't spank.

So I guess he's back to spankin' his own monkey then.

But wouldn't that imply that I stopped at somepoint?

Wasn't sure if you had hit your "4 spank" limit for the day.

buffettbride wrote:

comemonday wrote:

rsgeist wrote:
I don't care what anyone says, I'm STILL not going to the store. And who the heck is Sally?

She's the one going to the store with us!

So we're going to the store?

Only if you pretend to be Sally.

I'm like, totally Shane's dude! :lol: :lol: I thought you were his b****. :lol: He's mine. 8) It's true... Thank you maam, may I have another! http://************.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_whip_it.gif Hmm, I always thought monkeys got spanked, not whipped! :lol: Anyone who's anyone knows I don't...

Out west, I grew up with "dude" (and like, totally, and awesome) but.... we never called girls "dude". What the f*** is up with that? Dude is nongender specific when I use it... :wink: I'm like, totally Shane's dude! :lol: :lol: I thought you were his b****. :lol: He's mine. 8) ...

The ones that bother me are used so frequently that I am no longer certain they are even considered inappropriate: "me and him" are going to the store. should be: "he and I" are going to the store. "Bob and me" are going to the store. should be: "Bob and I" a...

z-man wrote:"Bob and me" are going to the store.
should be: "Bob and I" are going to the store

Wait a minute, we're going to the store?

No DUDE is another one. I just want to smack punk store people who refer to me that way Dude, relax dude! Out west, I grew up with "dude" (and like, totally, and awesome) but.... we never called girls "dude". What the f*** is up with that? Dude is nongender specific when I use i...

nycparrothead wrote:

LIPH wrote:Who's Harry Potter?

Damn you're dumb!! He's the guy that used to sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame at Cubs games! Sheesh!

Glad you cleared that up for me, too - I thought he was that old guy on M*A*S*H.

Stern reminds me of a little kid who's trying to see what he can get away with before his parents punish him. I might have thought that was funny when I was 12. Yeah... Like there was radio when you were 12... :roll: :roll: Marconi had been invented... Actually, I think that was macaroni ..... Marc...

nycparrothead wrote:I haven't listened to Stern since he stopped being funny 10 years ago...

Yeah, he was way better when he was infamous instead of famous.