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buffettbride wrote:

mings wrote:

nycparrothead wrote:

mings wrote:

buffettbride wrote:Just Jesus, I'm pretty sure.

Wow. We go downhill fast.

Mal likes it when we go down fast!

I knew that was coming(?)...

Oh you'd know allright.

Hey, I thought I heard screaming.

Just once, I'd love to hear the losing team blame god for their loss. Well, my daughter thinks that Jesus tells her that she doesn't have to clean her room. :lol: He tells me to pleasure myself at least 4 times daily... Well, He wouldn't want you to stop all at once - cutting back was just the firs...

The only proper way to raise children these days is to give 'em a blindfold, earplugs and a muzzle and wrap 'em in bubble wrap.

Don't even get me started on what I think of misinformed Christians and Halloween. :roll: hey Mal! What do you think of misinformed Christians and Halloween. They make baby Jesus cry. I've noticed that pretending that baby Jesus is a football and spiking him after you score a touchdown also makes h...

buffettbride wrote:Taquitos make me gassy.

We know. :holds nose and waves hand vigorously:

Man, I'm glad I grew up when I did - You grew up? Say it ain't so. Somewhere out ancestors are rolling over in their graves (whoops, inappropriate imagery) or laughing hysterically at us because we have to be protected from everything. Geez, is there nothing we're not afraid of anymore. Can't see t...

Old time hockey? .... Eddie Shore?
I'm listenin' to the f***in' song!! (gotta love the Hanson brothers)

Shane's right, let 'em fight!

And you notice the crowd is always totally indifferent to a fight. They usually either turn their backs or sit quietly till it's over. NOT!

wS&Ss

I like milkshakes.

I always wanted to be Dave Barry or a stand-up comedian.
But I think that ship has sailed.
I don't have the discipline to write regularly.
According to my kids (dang 20-somethings), I'm not all that funny (unless looks count).
And I'm not all that fond of standing up.
I shoulda been a cowboy.

Also a casual fan.
Spam is a favorite along with The Ministry of Silly Walks.
(and of course, the Dead Parrot!)

Lost Mango wrote:Sorry.. I didn't mean to do that twice.

I told you guys I'm new at this!

Ruh roh, I think Lost Mango is really .....

............... Lisa G.

big hat carmen wrote:My avatar seems to be MIA along with several others

I see it. Might just be a slow image load.

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

Lost Mango wrote:Should I be making a trip to the video store tonight?

Well, you could but I don't think any of the "good stuff" gets returned till Monday morning.

We're not talking about the videos from the "back room" here.

Oooooh, that's different then isn't it. Nevermind.

mings wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

mings wrote: ... but a life without Monty Python is a life lacking in...

.... meaning. (Since you would not have seen 'The Meaning of Life')

Damn, that's good! I think I must turnover my wordsmith title to you.

Im not worthy, I'm not worthy!

Lost Mango wrote:Should I be making a trip to the video store tonight?

Well, you could but I don't think any of the "good stuff" gets returned till Monday morning.

mings wrote: ... but a life without Monty Python is a life lacking in...

.... meaning. (Since you would not have seen 'The Meaning of Life')

Prthd119 wrote:

rsgeist wrote:

Four Play wrote:So basically if there's someone here you don't like, just print out their avatar and stick some pins in it - right?

Hmmm, some people are gonna need bigger avatars.

Yeah..but you got Post It Notes....

.... and a pen (and my glasses) ....

Four Play wrote:So basically if there's someone here you don't like, just print out their avatar and stick some pins in it - right?

Hmmm, some people are gonna need bigger avatars.

Prthd119 wrote:

Lost Mango wrote:Okay, okay...I get it ...the parrot is DEAD.

P.S. I never saw Monty Python.

I had to cross a picket line to see "Life of Brian"....


Stupid Moral Majority anyway....

And as I recall, they were neither ..

Oh my god...I guess I looked at your avatar too quickly. I thought you were taking a taste of a fish!!!!!!!!! Glad I looked again. It's a parrot Not just ANY parrot. A DEAD parrot. It is not LIVING! :lol: (Monty Python humor, there :wink: ) This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired ...