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by rsgeist
October 5, 2005 9:44 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: How do you like your eggs?
Replies: 55
Views: 1528

Ooh, almost forgot one of my favorites for kids of all ages.
Egg-in-a-hole. (hey, no snickering!)
Butter a piece of bread on both sides and cut a hole in the middle.
Toss it in a frying pan then crack an egg into the hole.
Fry it (flip it once) and eat it. Yum!
by rsgeist
October 4, 2005 9:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: My name is Earl
Replies: 251
Views: 7454

Karma ..... gotta love it.
by rsgeist
October 4, 2005 12:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: The average american weighs 150 lbs?
Replies: 25
Views: 1266

Finally ... a chance for me to be "above average"!
by rsgeist
October 4, 2005 12:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: How do you like your eggs?
Replies: 55
Views: 1528

Ummmm, eggs!
I'll eat 'em any way but pickled (people should be pickled, not eggs).
Last year while in Nawlins, I had Eggs Pontchartrain - kinda like Eggs Benedict but they add crabcakes and some creole seasoning to the mix. Awesome!!! :D
by rsgeist
October 4, 2005 9:38 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Me and my A.A.A.D.D.
Replies: 10
Views: 531

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Damn, that sounds like the story of my life. (Fortunately, my driveway runs downhill towards the street!) :D
by rsgeist
October 3, 2005 4:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Someone let him out of my pants...
Replies: 32
Views: 1129

citcat passes buffettbride a Marlboro light. 8) :lol: :D :D :D :D Somehow I feel I need to return (or at least pass on the favor)... anyone want me to call them? :lol: Not any more (I think I finished before I got this far into the thread) .. :oops: Lightweight 8) Sorry, that's never happened to me...
by rsgeist
October 3, 2005 4:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Someone let him out of my pants...
Replies: 32
Views: 1129

buffettbride wrote:
citcat wrote:citcat passes buffettbride a Marlboro light. 8) :lol:
:D :D :D :D

Somehow I feel I need to return (or at least pass on the favor)... anyone want me to call them? :lol:
Not any more (I think I finished before I got this far into the thread) .. :oops:
by rsgeist
October 3, 2005 4:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Amusement Park Rides
Replies: 64
Views: 1693

I've never been on a roller coaster in my life. What's stopping you? Nothing, I just never had the desire to go on one. The appeal of roller coasters, like NASCAR and Paris Hilton, is lost on me. C'mon now Larry! All three of 'em are fun, easy rides that you can walk away from guilt-free! :P :P :P ...
by rsgeist
October 3, 2005 2:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Amusement Park Rides
Replies: 64
Views: 1693

I love 'theme' rides, like at Disney....Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion....things like that! That's about my speed. ;) 2 years ago, we were stuck on "Pirates" for about 2 hours....right under the drunk one on the bridge.......the only part of the ride working was him singing ...
by rsgeist
October 3, 2005 2:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: The batteries are dead on my...
Replies: 24
Views: 687

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by rsgeist
October 3, 2005 1:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: The batteries are dead on my...
Replies: 24
Views: 687

Re: The batteries are dead on my...

buffettbride wrote:...electric toothbrush.

Had to switch to manual this morning. :wink:
Ya know, most people keep spares around (or did you use all of those elsewhere?) :wink:
by rsgeist
October 3, 2005 12:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: I'm an American hero.
Replies: 72
Views: 1885

Re: I'm an American hero.

ph4ever wrote:However it was wierd buying steak and panties at the same time :o :lol: :lol:
Yeah, but it sure would make that "What's for dinner?" line more interesting! :wink:
by rsgeist
October 3, 2005 11:20 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Amusement Park Rides
Replies: 64
Views: 1693

I love 'theme' rides, like at Disney....Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion....things like that! That's about my speed. ;) 2 years ago, we were stuck on "Pirates" for about 2 hours....right under the drunk one on the bridge.......the only part of the ride working was him singing ...
by rsgeist
October 3, 2005 11:14 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Amusement Park Rides
Replies: 64
Views: 1693

Don't like to be a boaster
Used to love the roller coaster
Not it goes too fast, too high
Makes me whine, makes me cry

Don't like the spinning, winding, twirly-whirly
Makes me sick, makes me squirrelly
Think I'll find a bench and take
A nap or eat some funnel cake
by rsgeist
October 1, 2005 7:04 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Gross but hysterical
Replies: 6
Views: 522

:o boy... you're on a roll with the toilet humor today :-? Yeah, maybe it was a way to commemorate a really s***ty week. I received the "work poop" item via email from my wife (who has never read a poop/fart related story she didn't find funny). Receiving that reminded me of the other sto...
by rsgeist
September 30, 2005 9:40 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Gross but hysterical
Replies: 6
Views: 522

Gross but hysterical

I don't know the original source of this or the author but it brings tears to my eyes every time I re-read it. Definitely NOT for the weak of stomach or the easily offended ..... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple of weeks ago we decided to cru...
by rsgeist
September 30, 2005 3:19 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: How to poop at work
Replies: 12
Views: 625

How to poop at work

HOW TO POOP AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the o...
by rsgeist
September 30, 2005 1:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: For Golfers...
Replies: 7
Views: 494

This sounds sexist and discriminatory to me. I think any guy that was punished based on this should have his balls returned. And any woman that was punished was probably already on the LPGA tour.
by rsgeist
September 30, 2005 12:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Do you tattoo?
Replies: 127
Views: 5868

women with tattoos are easy :roll: and good..... Easy is always good. :wink: Aha! Then you admit that tattoos are actually good. If easy is always good and women with tattoos are easy then women with tattoos are good. This negates your previous claim that only bad people get tattoos which by associ...
by rsgeist
September 30, 2005 10:53 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Do you tattoo?
Replies: 127
Views: 5868

Cubbie Bear wrote:women with tattoos are easy :roll:
And the downside would be .....???