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by rsgeist
March 29, 2006 10:51 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: You realize of course....
Replies: 12
Views: 650

Wino you know wrote:So if a chicken and a half with a leg and a half could lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take Shane to grow a beard?
Ha, the only thing that isn't already bearded on Monkey Boy is the banana.
by rsgeist
March 29, 2006 10:48 am
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Topic: You realize of course....
Replies: 12
Views: 650

Re: You realize of course....

Southern Monkey wrote:....that the square root of a banana is always equal to the transverse of the two hemicircles..... Right?
Umm, only in non-leap years. And you also have to figure in the centripetal acceleration of the peeler relative to sum of the squares of the other two sides.
by rsgeist
March 29, 2006 10:44 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: The Bible
Replies: 419
Views: 15553

..... I feel, however, that we only know snippets of the truth and that the entire truth of God is so beyond our comprehension that we won't know the entire story until we enter the relam of God. That's kinda where I was going with my jigsaw puzzle analogy back on page 4. Of course, it sounds a who...
by rsgeist
March 28, 2006 3:38 pm
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Topic: I have a hole!!!
Replies: 49
Views: 1347

LIPH wrote:I thought you boned beavers
I think you have to shave them first.
by rsgeist
March 28, 2006 3:17 pm
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Topic: I have a hole!!!
Replies: 49
Views: 1347

The sad thing is that it took him 30 years to find it. :roll:
by rsgeist
March 28, 2006 1:09 pm
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Topic: The toys are everywhere...
Replies: 57
Views: 1552

Oh, you meant kids toys ....... nevermind.
by rsgeist
March 28, 2006 12:38 pm
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Topic: The Bible
Replies: 419
Views: 15553

The Bible is a collection of short stories. THAT IS NOT SAID IN A DERROGATORY WAY!!!!! They are stories about ancient people, and many may have been exaggerated, some stories have definately been excluded, but they were thrown together to give people a basis for their faith. Whatever you believe, F...
by rsgeist
March 28, 2006 11:38 am
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Topic: The Bible
Replies: 419
Views: 15553

Hey, stop makin' fun of my hat!

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by rsgeist
March 28, 2006 10:37 am
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Topic: Well rather then HiJacking and getting yelled at.
Replies: 9
Views: 470

Cover art from DSTC?
... and the lipstick is probably just 'cause he wanted to feel pretty that day.
by rsgeist
March 28, 2006 10:16 am
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Topic: The Bible
Replies: 419
Views: 15553

And now for something completely different ...... Imagine that the pieces of a very large jigsaw puzzle have been scattered over hundreds of square miles. One day, fortune smiles upon you and you discover one of these pieces. It appears to be a beautiful picture of some sort although you can't quite...
by rsgeist
March 28, 2006 9:02 am
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Topic: Reliable Source?
Replies: 52
Views: 1794

creeky wrote:I found Fountain to be more reliable than Heinz ... and I prefer BBQ on my pizza to tomato ...

Hope this clears it up....
Ruh-roh, Jenny's channeling Emily Litella!

Excuse me, Miss Litella? The subject of the thread was "source" ...... source, not sauce. :lol: :lol:
by rsgeist
March 27, 2006 10:42 pm
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Topic: Reliable Source?
Replies: 52
Views: 1794

A horse is a horse, of course, of course
And no one can talk to a horse, of course .....

OK, you've got my goat ..... enuff horsing around
by rsgeist
March 27, 2006 4:10 pm
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Topic: Is any one else getting stock offers in their email?
Replies: 11
Views: 580

Oddly enough, I got one of these spams today. The usual hyperbole "This ones ready to fly ..... Watch it take off .... the next big gainer .... blah, blah, blah". I do have to admit it included probably the most honest Safe Harbor statement I've ever read: The Company is not a reporting company regi...
by rsgeist
March 27, 2006 8:47 am
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Topic: Taxes
Replies: 25
Views: 812

I've been using TurboTax for as long as I can remember (OK, admittedly that might not be too long) and e-filing pretty much since it was available. Apparently now I'm H & R Blockhead because not only do I get to do my own taxes, I'm the preparer for my daughter .... and my son .... AND my mother-in-...
by rsgeist
March 26, 2006 7:08 pm
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Topic: Is any one else getting stock offers in their email?
Replies: 11
Views: 580

Yeah, my Yahoo account gets bunches of those (although they do get directed to the spam folder). But none of those is quite as peculiar as one I got today. The subject line was "Circumcision" The message was: "Lose weight fast! Try the hottest #1 proven weight loss formula available today, without a...
by rsgeist
March 26, 2006 2:55 pm
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Topic: Seal Hunt/Global Climate Change Redux
Replies: 26
Views: 911

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by rsgeist
March 26, 2006 2:00 pm
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Topic: mosquito traps, do they work?
Replies: 91
Views: 3034

So name calling is acceptable as long as it's in support of a cause you agree with? How do you KNOW what CaptainP's intentions were? Frankly I don't think his comments are that far off the mark. The fact that you choose not to agree with them doesn't make them incorrect. And for the record I will m...
by rsgeist
March 26, 2006 1:51 pm
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Topic: mosquito traps, do they work?
Replies: 91
Views: 3034

I'm thinking the point of this thread was info on a device to kill mosquitos because they transmit diseases that can KILL you. To compare that to baby seals is ludicrous. :roll: Actually there was no mention of transmitting diseases that can kill you. Just killing mosquitos. Yes, on the surface the...
by rsgeist
March 26, 2006 1:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: mosquito traps, do they work?
Replies: 91
Views: 3034

I'm thinking the point of this thread was info on a device to kill mosquitos because they transmit diseases that can KILL you. To compare that to baby seals is ludicrous. :roll: Actually there was no mention of transmitting diseases that can kill you. Just killing mosquitos. Yes, on the surface the...
by rsgeist
March 26, 2006 12:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: mosquito traps, do they work?
Replies: 91
Views: 3034

I'm thinking the point of this thread was info on a device to kill mosquitos because they transmit diseases that can KILL you. To compare that to baby seals is ludicrous. :roll: Actually there was no mention of transmitting diseases that can kill you. Just killing mosquitos. Yes, on the surface the...