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buffettbride wrote:These snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

I'm already pulled over, I can't pull over any further!

Sam wrote:

thegoatgod wrote:

buffettbride wrote:you didn't get denied. i had to pee and have a smoke.

woohoo not denied!!!

Does this mean your Hand er Hoof(?) did not turn you down again?

What can I say? I gots charm

Til you answer the phone.

Fingers and Jimmy are getting drunk right now with meatloaf thats what my source just called and said.

I bring nothing to this thread, but I will tell you this, Suger and spice and everything nice, plus a little chemical X will make you some powerpuff girls every time.

I bring nothing to this thread.

One time I lost a kid for 4 hours. Turns out he was in the bathroom.

Sometimes you wear streachy pants, its for fun.

There is nothing better then some KY jelly.....Yep fresh made jelly from Kentucky is all I want on my toast please.

ragtopW wrote:

thegoatgod wrote:

ragtopW wrote:

thegoatgod wrote:

ragtopW wrote:So does the summer I spent in Hawaii count???

At any point in time did you wipe your end with a leaf?

I picked Pineapple from late march to late August..

How did we get to pineapple from leaf?

no leaf, but I brought home some bud..

ok it counts

nolestaylor wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

nolestaylor wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

nolestaylor wrote: funny very funny. see she likes men with more oh lets not go there.

more what?

your a woman you should know what you want ya'll want more of>

it takes way more than two minutes.

two minutes is for a goat not a nole.

someone added a minute to my time

buffettbride wrote:did i happen to mention my son thinks raisins are elephant poop and he likes to eat them?

the ratio of poop to elephant cant be right there

ragtopW wrote:

thegoatgod wrote:

ragtopW wrote:So does the summer I spent in Hawaii count???

At any point in time did you wipe your end with a leaf?

I picked Pineapple from late march to late August..

How did we get to pineapple from leaf?

Lightning Bolt wrote:Liger

cuz it's, like, pretty much the most powerful animal in the whole world

...or else.... maybe just a goat

Thats a hella a good movie when you feel like this guy.

nolestaylor wrote:

thegoatgod wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

thegoatgod wrote:

nolestaylor wrote: your a big guy i would hate to see you snap. keep on workin ion it you can do it tonite

Oh I will hit it tonight.

Twice in one minute?

Maybe just maybe, as long as I have help.

were here for you goat.

:woot:

ragtopW wrote:So does the summer I spent in Hawaii count???

At any point in time did you wipe your end with a leaf?

ragtopW wrote:Wolverine

pssst.....your supposta say goat

buffettbride wrote:

thegoatgod wrote:

nolestaylor wrote: your a big guy i would hate to see you snap. keep on workin ion it you can do it tonite

Oh I will hit it tonight.

Twice in one minute?

Maybe just maybe, as long as I have help.

I faked sick the day of the hike and spent the day in our cabin alone. I was p*** because the cabin was overbooked and one person had to sleep on a cot. I was the last girl in the cabin to get to camp because my parents are directionally challenged, so I had to sleep on a cot instead of a bunk bed....

nolestaylor wrote: your a big guy i would hate to see you snap. keep on workin ion it you can do it tonite

Oh I will hit it tonight.