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Making an ass out of myself when I don't think anyone's watching. (someone's always watching)

Other than that, cooking (or so I'm told)

I wing everything else

I do, often. I have no idea why, being from the northeast, and I would love to be able to make myself stop.

When we move in a couple of years, whatever lawn we have, hubby wants to astroturf it. That way, the only thing that'll need done is to occasionally hose it off, if that.

I'm not so sure I subscribe the that philosophy, though....

Harry_Fins wrote:I typically try them on. I can get Oakley sunglasses through the government program which makes them half price.

Damn. I wish I could have gotten mine half price. What government program?

buffettbride wrote: Did your neighbors ever get another dog after their first one "ran away"?

Nope

And he's doing great, by the way

I also forgot the big wooden sign by the door that says Beware of Biting Dog Homeowner owns a gun No Solicitors or Trespassing Do you have it all written in Spanish as well? Haven't had to, I usually only get the religious wackos and my neighbors that knock on my door. Usually they ignore it right ...

Ever since I had my eyes done and I don't have to wear contacts or glasses, I've gone sunglasses CRAZY ! And after almost 50 years of living, if I don't know by now which sunglasses would look good on my face, I don't know nuffin' !! But the fit is the problem....they make a lot of them too tight. ...

I also forgot the big wooden sign by the door that says

Beware of Biting Dog

Homeowner owns a gun

No Solicitors or Trespassing

LIPH wrote:

Moonie wrote:Oh yeah..gazing balls...3 of them...

I love them...

I only have 2. Women have told me they love them.

Yep. There went my french frie all over the screen

buffettbride wrote:

LIPH wrote:How can they be $3/pair if you get them at the Dollar Store? False advertising.

If a man is in the forest and a tree falls over and a woman isn't there to hear it, is he still wrong?

Always. It's a law of nature

buffettbride wrote:

sy wrote:
Hubby buys sunglasses about once every two months since they either get left somewhere, the dog eats them, or they just get broken.

I think Matt is on his 8th pair of sunglasses this year.

6 months, 8 pairs....yep, sounds about right

Hubby buys sunglasses about once every two months since they either get left somewhere, the dog eats them, or they just get broken. I think Matt is on his 8th pair of sunglasses this year. I get all my sunglasses at the Dollar Store for $3/pair. When I find a style I like, I buy every pair they hav...

No. As my husband pointed out when I was trying to find sunglasses a few years ago, I have a fat head, so my choices are limited. I finally found one pair of Oakleys that fit me. I've had them for years at this point. Repaired them several times, and replaced the lenses once, but they are rock solid...

Let's see....each year I add a little more (now it's all spread out across the gardens and the backyards, so not everything it plopped together in the middle of the yard :) ) -Lots of windchimes -four tacky metal pink flamingos -some flip flop stepping stones -a couple of the smaller tropical flags ...

I'm such a slacker, and I know it for not posting here before now :( I have 150 thin hard plastic cases I will be sending to PalmTreeGal hopefully tomorrow morning. If sleeves are needed (the soft ones) at all, I have nearly a thousand of them and can spare any and all if needed. My mom would like t...

hmmmm... have been thinking about upgrading computers, and the old one has a hard drive I really don't need... hmmm... It's really worth it. He was all excited when he set it up, and I thought 'what in the world will we actually burn off'. Surprisingly, it's come in really handy. I have shelves ful...

flipflopgirl wrote:I'm not sure what kind I am going to get for the Camden concert. I hope to find something tropical.

Flipflopgirl, incoming pm about the postcards

weirdo0521 wrote:3 pages and no one has mentioned the other use of the phrase. I'm very dissapointed.

You can't prove we weren't thinking it, though...

hmmmm... have been thinking about upgrading computers, and the old one has a hard drive I really don't need... hmmm... It's really worth it. He was all excited when he set it up, and I thought 'what in the world will we actually burn off'. Surprisingly, it's come in really handy. I have shelves ful...

rednekkPH wrote:

sy wrote:I'll take crack and nipple rings over rolls of fat any day.

Hey, fat people have feelings too.

Frank, you could fit underneath one of this guys rolls of fat.