BuffettNews.com

ok. great shows Mon and Wed at Great Woods. Wed's was definately better than Monday's as everyone agrees. A little thing I noticed - on Monday - he announced the band twice, messed up introducing one of the songs. And Wed night, he introduced band, but forgot Mac. (usually saves him for last and fo...

Sec. F8, Row B, Seats 13&14

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sexharassmentvideo.html

George Carlin The Untamed Shrews (definetly check them out, not for the easily offended) Mark Eddie Heywood Banks Sean Morey Rodney Carrington Renee Hicks Carrottop Agree with the poster above. Ron White, although a funny guy needs to get new material. Saw him in Oct. 2004 and it was the exact same ...

mexcooker12 wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

iuparrothead wrote:Nice job Cubbie. You ruined the Cubs season. And they were a lock for the WS before you made that prediction.

I hear they were going 172-0

Wrong twice in one thread. Unbelievable. They only play 162 games in a season.

Not if they make the playoffs.

Parrothead Jacob wrote:Quiet and Shy hope to see you on I-70

I'll be heading out on I-70 also

Glad to see the Reds have thier sights set on the record books They have set #2 and #3 marks for team strikeouts in history of baseball the past two years Dunn sets single season K record Milton could set single season HR given up record Reds pitching staff could set HR given up record for a team Ca...

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and...

Joe, who stuttered, was looking for a job and saw a help wanted sign in the window of a book store. He went in and asked the owner, “c c could I h h have a ch ch chance at the j j job?” The store owner told him it probably wouldn’t work out because it was a salesman job and he would have to talk to ...

I always stay at the Holiday Inn in Covington KY. Its located right accross the river from the ballpark. Rooms are usually 70-80$ You can almost see the ballpark from the hotel. For parking I always park in the East Garage. They have a walkway from the parking garage to the ballpark on the fifth lev...

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:ok. This joke gets posted like once a week.

::yawn::

I am so sorry if this has been posted before. Next time I have a joke to post, I'll check with you to make sure it's ok to post.

A Cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of...

I thought this was a great movie. I think it definitely has some pretty memorable quotes in it. One of my favorites, Napoleon to Deb: "Why are you drinking 1% milk? Is it because you think you're fat? Well you're not, you could be drinking whole milk if you wanted. Or Napoleon to Pedro: What ki...

Only one mile from my house. Looks like I found another after work hang out.

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it,he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This t...

Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York’s finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating. "Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor leading the tour explains...

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, " When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your bodygoes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, " I think it's your hands." " Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" ...

An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water coo...

A modern-day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls t...

A married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looked over at a nearby table and saw a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asked, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes," she replies. "He is my ex-husband, and he'...