Need help with dating a shirt!

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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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alphabits wrote:Sometimes I get bored with shirts I've dated for a long time.
Without any explanation I remove them from the drawer and toss them hastily in a bag.
Before they know what hit them, I toss them into the back of the car and drive to a remote location.
Then I dump them into a cold metal container and make a hasty getaway, not even saying goodbye.

Does this make me a bad person?

No it makes you a really good person....because ou know that someone will open that bag and give those shirts to someone new who will really appreciate dating them.
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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springparrot wrote:
alphabits wrote:Sometimes I get bored with shirts I've dated for a long time.
Without any explanation I remove them from the drawer and toss them hastily in a bag.
Before they know what hit them, I toss them into the back of the car and drive to a remote location.
Then I dump them into a cold metal container and make a hasty getaway, not even saying goodbye.

Does this make me a bad person?
Not a bad person, but getting rid of classic shirts? :o :o :o
Well, I don't know that I'd call them "classic". :wink:
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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nutmeg wrote:
alphabits wrote:Sometimes I get bored with shirts I've dated for a long time.
Without any explanation I remove them from the drawer and toss them hastily in a bag.
Before they know what hit them, I toss them into the back of the car and drive to a remote location.
Then I dump them into a cold metal container and make a hasty getaway, not even saying goodbye.

Does this make me a bad person?

No it makes you a really good person....because ou know that someone will open that bag and give those shirts to someone new who will really appreciate dating them.
But I envision them somewhere saying, "I feel so USED!"
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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alphabits wrote:
nutmeg wrote:
alphabits wrote:Sometimes I get bored with shirts I've dated for a long time.
Without any explanation I remove them from the drawer and toss them hastily in a bag.
Before they know what hit them, I toss them into the back of the car and drive to a remote location.
Then I dump them into a cold metal container and make a hasty getaway, not even saying goodbye.

Does this make me a bad person?

No it makes you a really good person....because ou know that someone will open that bag and give those shirts to someone new who will really appreciate dating them.
But I envision them somewhere saying, "I feel so USED!"
Not if they are paid for.
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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aeroparrot wrote:
alphabits wrote:
nutmeg wrote:
alphabits wrote:Sometimes I get bored with shirts I've dated for a long time.
Without any explanation I remove them from the drawer and toss them hastily in a bag.
Before they know what hit them, I toss them into the back of the car and drive to a remote location.
Then I dump them into a cold metal container and make a hasty getaway, not even saying goodbye.

Does this make me a bad person?

No it makes you a really good person....because ou know that someone will open that bag and give those shirts to someone new who will really appreciate dating them.
But I envision them somewhere saying, "I feel so USED!"
Not if they are paid for.

If you pay for them what does that make them? :lol:
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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surfpirate wrote:Anybody want to date
an
OFFICIAL PIT CREW
NASCARITAVILLE Parties That Matter
Spirit of Vicki
Racing Team
shirt?

........ 'cause we got 'em .... and $10 per shirt
will go directly to Parties That Matter.
----> http://www.nascaritaville.com/pitcrew/

That is about the extent of pimping I am capable of.
I have been struck down with a virus or something
and feel like s***.
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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An "oldie but goodie" post that never ceases to make me smile! [smilie=giggle.gif]
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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I confess. I am a shirt slut. I have dated eighteen shirts this month alone. I'm trying to get to twenty five before Alpine....
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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I'm trying to decide which shirts I date are worthy of going on vacation with me. I always want to take too many of them with me and there is never enough room :P
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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I see where Molly is going to be dating a shirt she met on the internet :o
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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nutmeg wrote:I see where Molly is going to be dating a shirt she met on the internet :o
shhhhhhhhh
but, yes I am :lol:


and I can't wait :D
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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Will there be pictures? [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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Did shirt date someone else for New Years Eve?
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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My brother sent me the new shirt for his band...
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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murPH wrote:An "oldie but goodie" post that never ceases to make me smile! [smilie=giggle.gif]
So true.

snowparrot started it again!
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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conched wrote:
murPH wrote:An "oldie but goodie" post that never ceases to make me smile! [smilie=giggle.gif]
So true.

snowparrot started it again!
and we love her for it!!!
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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Snowparrot wrote:My brother sent me the new shirt for his band...
Was this its first date or has it "been around"?
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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Definitely its first date.

In fact, it's the first shirt of the batch!
(I, however, have been around for a long time.)
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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Santa just ordered a new shirt!!!
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!

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alphabits wrote:
Snowparrot wrote:My brother sent me the new shirt for his band...
Was this its first date or has it "been around"?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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