Any Parrot Head worth his or her salt knows Jimmy Buffett shaved off his trademark mustache back in 1988 when Hot Water was released. Jimmy Buffett toured annually from 1988 to 2016 without a mustache. That is 28 years. A great non mustache run. Personally, I've gotten drunk and laid to non mustache Jimmy Buffett's music many a time. I hope you all have is well. 28 years. Boy howdy.
2017 rolls around and a now 70 year old Jimmy Buffett is sporting a new beard. How are we as fans supposed to think anything but this is Mr. Buffett's way of telling us that he will be around for . . . you guessed it . . . another 28 years? Its an obvious start of a new trend and I, for one, am on board. A Pirate Looks at 98? I think so. Will 98 year old Buffett be rocking out to Margaritaville with a ZZ Top length beard? Will the party be at Great Woods . . . or does that my math just s***? Think about it.
Haven't had one drink yet tonight.
Yet.
the hit and run is as good as any religion around this time of year . . .
Maybe you haven't had a drink yet but I've had several beers today in Las Vegas. I have a beard too. I hope he's not touring at 98. Can you imagine how much his voice would crack on Southern Cross at that age?
Any Parrot Head worth his or her salt knows Jimmy Buffett shaved off his trademark mustache back in 1988 when Hot Water was released. Jimmy Buffett toured annually from 1988 to 2016 without a mustache. That is 28 years. A great non mustache run. Personally, I've gotten drunk and laid to non mustache Jimmy Buffett's music many a time. I hope you all have is well. 28 years. Boy howdy.
2017 rolls around and a now 70 year old Jimmy Buffett is sporting a new beard. How are we as fans supposed to think anything but this is Mr. Buffett's way of telling us that he will be around for . . . you guessed it . . . another 28 years? Its an obvious start of a new trend and I, for one, am on board. A Pirate Looks at 98? I think so. Will 98 year old Buffett be rocking out to Margaritaville with a ZZ Top length beard? Will the party be at Great Woods . . . or does that my math just s***? Think about it.
Haven't had one drink yet tonight.
Yet.
He will be playing at all the retirement communities the branded. A little bocce and Shuffleboard , listening to the live tunes of Jimmy Buffett
He will be playing at all the retirement communities he branded. A little bocce and Shuffleboard , listening to the live tunes of Jimmy Buffett
Wasting away in Margaritaville Retirement home,
Searchin' for my lost hearing aid.
Some people claim my memory's to blame,
But I blame it all on Medicaid.
I know the voices aren't real but sometimes they have really good ideas...
SPH