My Math Sux: A Jimmy Buffett Beard Theory

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drunkpirate66
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My Math Sux: A Jimmy Buffett Beard Theory

Post by drunkpirate66 »

Any Parrot Head worth his or her salt knows Jimmy Buffett shaved off his trademark mustache back in 1988 when Hot Water was released. Jimmy Buffett toured annually from 1988 to 2016 without a mustache. That is 28 years. A great non mustache run. Personally, I've gotten drunk and laid to non mustache Jimmy Buffett's music many a time. I hope you all have is well. 28 years. Boy howdy.

2017 rolls around and a now 70 year old Jimmy Buffett is sporting a new beard. How are we as fans supposed to think anything but this is Mr. Buffett's way of telling us that he will be around for . . . you guessed it . . . another 28 years? Its an obvious start of a new trend and I, for one, am on board. A Pirate Looks at 98? I think so. Will 98 year old Buffett be rocking out to Margaritaville with a ZZ Top length beard? Will the party be at Great Woods . . . or does that my math just s***? Think about it.

:lol:

Haven't had one drink yet tonight.

Yet.
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Re: My Math Sux: A Jimmy Buffett Beard Theory

Post by LIPH »

Maybe you haven't had a drink yet but I've had several beers today in Las Vegas. I have a beard too. I hope he's not touring at 98. Can you imagine how much his voice would crack on Southern Cross at that age?
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here

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Re: My Math Sux: A Jimmy Buffett Beard Theory

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And they would need to use a really big font on the teleprompter......
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Re: My Math Sux: A Jimmy Buffett Beard Theory

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I hope I am around when he's playing at 98. :D
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Re: My Math Sux: A Jimmy Buffett Beard Theory

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SeattleParrotHead wrote:
March 31, 2017 7:29 pm
And they would need to use a really big font on the teleprompter......
a electronic billboard would be more like it.

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Re: My Math Sux: A Jimmy Buffett Beard Theory

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drunkpirate66 wrote:
March 31, 2017 6:44 pm
Any Parrot Head worth his or her salt knows Jimmy Buffett shaved off his trademark mustache back in 1988 when Hot Water was released. Jimmy Buffett toured annually from 1988 to 2016 without a mustache. That is 28 years. A great non mustache run. Personally, I've gotten drunk and laid to non mustache Jimmy Buffett's music many a time. I hope you all have is well. 28 years. Boy howdy.

2017 rolls around and a now 70 year old Jimmy Buffett is sporting a new beard. How are we as fans supposed to think anything but this is Mr. Buffett's way of telling us that he will be around for . . . you guessed it . . . another 28 years? Its an obvious start of a new trend and I, for one, am on board. A Pirate Looks at 98? I think so. Will 98 year old Buffett be rocking out to Margaritaville with a ZZ Top length beard? Will the party be at Great Woods . . . or does that my math just s***? Think about it.

:lol:

Haven't had one drink yet tonight.

Yet.
He will be playing at all the retirement communities the branded. A little bocce and Shuffleboard , listening to the live tunes of Jimmy Buffett

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Post by Crazy Navy Flyer »

Lose the beard, it ain't working.
Back to livin' Floridays

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Re: My Math Sux: A Jimmy Buffett Beard Theory

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TommyBahama wrote:
April 1, 2017 10:00 am
He will be playing at all the retirement communities he branded. A little bocce and Shuffleboard , listening to the live tunes of Jimmy Buffett
Wasting away in Margaritaville Retirement home,
Searchin' for my lost hearing aid.
Some people claim my memory's to blame,
But I blame it all on Medicaid.
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Re: My Math Sux: A Jimmy Buffett Beard Theory

Post by tailgaitingph »

dnw wrote:
April 1, 2017 8:38 am
I hope I am around when he's playing at 98. :D
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