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Police Job Interview

Post by palmettopirate »

Cletus applied for a job with the police department. He was called in for an interview and it went something like this. A senior detective conducted the interview.

Detective. "Well Cletus I just want to ask you some general questions. First, what is 2 and 2?"

Cletus. "Well sir I believe that would be 22."

Detective. "Well that's not what I was looking for and I didn't ask what is 2 plus 2. So I'll give you that. And actually it shows you're thinking outside the box and that's a good thing in police work. Now, give me 2 days of the week that begin with the letter T."

Cletus. " That's gonna be Today and Tomorrow."

Detective. "Well once again I left it open for that since I didn't say to name 2 day a week. So I guess I'll accept your answer. Now, who killed Lincoln?'

Cletus after thinking a moment. " I don't rightly know the answer to that one."

Detective (sighing). " I tell you what. Why don't you go home and work on that and come back to see me later?"

Cletus leaves and goes home.

Cletus. "Betty Lou, I'm home."

Betty Lou. "Hey darlin', how'd the interview go?"

Cletus. "Great."

Betty Lou. "Did you git hired?"

Cletus. "Shore did."

Betty Lou. " YOU DID? THAT'S GREAT!"

Cletus. "Yep, they already got me workin' on a murder case."
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Re: Police Job Interview

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