Something Lost in Translation

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Bicycle Bill
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Something Lost in Translation

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This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.  After a long day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.

After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.  He asks the bartender, "What's that?"

The bartender replies, "It's a moose."

The Scottish chap shouts back, "Guid God, man, how big are the bluidy cats??"
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Re: Something Lost in Translation

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Bicycle Bill wrote: August 19, 2019 11:19 pm This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.  After a long day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.

After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.  He asks the bartender, "What's that?"

The bartender replies, "It's a moose."

The Scottish chap shouts back, "Guid God, man, how big are the bluidy cats??"
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