Barbecueing Defined

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Tiki Bar
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Barbecueing Defined

Post by Tiki Bar »

** Let me say as a preface that my husband is the "King of the Weber" and makes wonderful steaks, etc... but the following still applies! **

When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ', the following chain of events
are put into motion:

1) The woman goes to the store.

2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat, places it in a tray along with the
necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, 3rd beer in hand.

4) The man places the meat on the grill.

5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

6) The woman comes outside to tell the man that the meat is burning.

7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." and, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there is just no pleasing some women.
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Post by SMLCHNG »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)

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Post by nycparrothead »

I don't know if you've ever been near one of those gas grills but thems can be dangerous! Besides you make it sound like lounging drinking beers is easy! Those suckers are 12 ounces! After about 150 reps with that bottle your arm can get really tired!

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Post by ParrotHeadDeb »

[color=redHee Hee!! How true is THAT!!!?? But it is hard work - don't you see the guys sweating as they turn those steaks and bend their elbows!!!][/color] :lol:

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Post by NYCPORT »

I'm still failing to see the joke... :D :roll:

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