Cardiologist's Funeral

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11bravo
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Cardiologist's Funeral

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Cardiologist's Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood
behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into
laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm
sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a
gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.
We're all here because we ain't all there.

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Post by bravedave »

:lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:o :o :o :o :o

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by HB-COWBOY »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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