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The Lie Clocks

Posted: May 5, 2006 12:39 pm
by Jahfin
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in
front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw an
endless wall of clocks. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are the Lie Clocks.
Everyone who ever lived on Earth has a Lie Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible!" said the man. "And whose clock
is that one?"

St. Peter replied, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that
Abe told only two lies."

"Where is Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in God's office. He's using it
as a ceiling fan."

Posted: May 6, 2006 12:17 am
by ragtopW
:roll: :roll:

Posted: May 6, 2006 9:22 am
by Jahfin
ragtopW wrote::roll: :roll:
:D :D :D :D :D :D

Posted: May 6, 2006 1:16 pm
by tdparrothead
:lol: :lol: :lol: