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palmettopirate
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Sell My Stuff

Post by palmettopirate »

Please forgive the wee bit of strong language. I'm sure I'm one of the older set on here and this struck me as funny...and maybe what would happen in my personal situation.



One laid back Sunday morning the wife and I were sitting at the breakfast table chatting while drinking coffee. As we are up in age something occurred to me and I said to her, "Sweetheart, when I die I want you to sell all of my stuff immediately."

With a puzzled look on her face she asked, "Why in the world would you want me to do something like that?"'

I said, "Well as fine a woman as you are I'm sure you'll remarry I don't want some other a$$hole using my stuff."

She quickly responded, "What makes you think I'd marry another a$$hole?"




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Post by Bicycle Bill »

Alternative version of the original joke —

One laid back Sunday morning the wife and I were sitting at the breakfast table chatting while drinking coffee.  As we are up in age something occurred to me and I said to her, "Sweetheart, when I die I want you to sell all of my clothes immediately."

With a puzzled look on her face she asked, "Why in the world would you want me to do something like that?"'

I said, "Well as fine a woman as you are I'm sure you'll remarry, and I don't want your new husband wearing my suits and stuff."

She quickly responded, "Don't worry.  He's not your size anyway."
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